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Have you ever used one of these?

Eating spaghetti at work and my dress said, I want a taste.

Let’s play a game. What is this guy hauling that we can’t see?

Being covered in secondhand smoke is so crazy. Imagine if every time I took a sip of beer I spit some in your face.

What is this?

Today l wrote a naughty word in my patient portal.

OTP

Never trust a man who uses too many exclamation points.

What does this say?! 💀☠️💀

A stranger and I bonded over butter balls at a wedding and that my friends, is how core memories are made.

Please don’t “Friyay” me.

this is so cute 10/10

Do you sleep with a fan?

Have you ever owned a vinyl record?

This is reality sometimes 😂

Headed to the change machine, how much do you think I have here?

What’s something you can say during sex and at a wedding?

How many wedding speeches is too many wedding speeches? I swear to god 15 people just spoke at this wedding 🫠

Uh oh, spicy poops.