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Me: sir, can I be punished for something I didn't do? Teacher: no of course not Me: I didn't do my assignment Teacher:

Wife: Why did you stop taking me out for dinner since we got married Husband: I don't go out with married women Wife:

Stamattina c'era la benzina a 1.78 adesso è 1.96

Teacher: why did you have the same answer as your friend? Me: because we had the same question. Teacher:

Anche quest'anno non abbiamo i mondiali, ma se li sbattono in serie B avremo tutti un buon motivo per scendere in piazza a festeggiare.

ragazzi i commenti sono morta

Principal: your child has been causing problems in school. Me: my child cause problems at home too do I ever call you? Principal

Boss: Do you want to do overtime Me: I don't even want to do regular time Boss:

Quando chego no trabalho e tem trabalho

Con miedo de ir al baño por si cuando vuelva va el partido 12-9.

I’VE HAD DIARRHEA FOR 3 YEARS AND NEVER SAW A DOCTOR. MY DOG HAD DIARRHEA FOR 7 DAYS, AND I TOOK HIM TO THE VET. HE HAS A WHEAT ALLERGY. I DECIDED TO SEE A DOCTOR AND I ALSO HAVE A WHEAT ALLERGY. WE BOTH POO NORMALLY NOW.

La única manera de parar al PSG es devolviéndoles a Mbappé.

il concetto che da piccoli quasi tutti guardavamo fuori al finestrino pensando di essere in un video musicale

HOY JUEGA BOCAAA LOCOOO

quando finalmente sono a letto sotto le coperte ma sento la vescica piena

Porque tan elegante Homero? -Hoy es noche de copa libertadores