felipotle 🌯

Reasons to use an em dash: 1) reclaim it from the machines 2) you don't know what a semicolon is for 3) it has incredible vibes

So done with twitter, see u all in two minutes

Before the Internet, we didn’t even know how dumb everyone was. We suspected of course, but now we have proof.

I love your niche references! Are you typically ignored in large groups by any chance?

fucking casual

The tech content discourse right now has reached peak 1. People discovering clipping like its some magic new thing (highlight / theme pages have been doing this since 2015) 2. Nonstop chatter about how TBPN is shadowbanned, and how clipping drove the outsized value (this makes no sense) 3. People obsessed with organic tech media, except that every single launch video on this app is a hidden influencer campaign (I don't mind a good ad campaign to be clear, but call it what it is) 4. Trying to get AI to do all content for you when outsized content outcomes are all driven by incredibly novel ideas, which ai has trouble executing well 5. "Editors are over" posts where people who have never edited a video in their lives think Claude will suddenly be able to put out a full banger video on its own

You’re all that and a bag of chips bro don’t forget it

you look like you work from home (derogatory)

that was a teachable moment but i have a learning disability

The Book of Revelation really made all this sound like it was going to be more poetic and less stupid.

I overthink and therefore I overam.

Dianna Russini has issued a statement: “I did something this past weekend that I am deeply ashamed of. If I have hurt anyone out there, I can't tell you how much I say from the bottom of my heart I'm so very, very sorry. I pride myself and think of myself as a woman of faith, as there's a drive into deep left field by Castellanos and that'll be a home run. And so that'll make it a 4-0 ballgame. I don't know if I'm going to be putting on this headset again.”

this is my version of an egot

I’m beginning to understand how Trump went bankrupt so many times.

Thank you Peter Thiel coordinated media campaign. Very cool

okay I actually forgot the Epstein files well played

He’s backed himself into a corner. If he does it, he’s a monster. If he doesn’t, he’s a joke. That’s a dangerous place for a narcissist.

Wake up: he is calling for A NUCLEAR STRIKE. Seek his removal immediately.

Yeah the president is threatening to use nukes and the opposition party isn’t doing anything but Microsoft Excel needs my attention right now

The dumbest person you know is being told 'you are absolutely right' by some LLM right now.