Chevron Executive (Parody)

*US OIL RIG COUNT DOWN 5 TO 409 , BAKER HUGHES SAYS

TRUMP: CUBA IS NEXT

I think I finally solved the stock market.

They’ve spammed so much fake news trying to push energy prices down that the market’s just numb now. Keep going, nobody’s buying it anymore. The real prices will show up anyway. Powerful? Maybe. But Smart? Not even close. Burned that fake news card way too early.

🔺 NEWS: Iran’s parliament moves toward formalizing plan to charge tolls in Strait of Hormuz The head of parliament’s Civil Commission said Iran is pursuing legislation to formalize its sovereignty, control, and supervision over the Strait of Hormuz and introduce tolls for ships passing through it, creating a new source of national revenue, according to Fars. He said a draft has been prepared but has not yet reached the full proposal stage. Lawmakers aim to send it to the Parliament’s Research Center next week for legal review before advancing it once sessions resume. Under the plan, vessels would be charged for transit in exchange for security, with the official arguing the strait should be treated like other international corridors where tolls are routinely paid.