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Oh no they didn’t! #RehearsalRewind Goodnight, everybody! 🙏 #LSSC

Trump says Russia is going to attack the midterms to support Democrats. Also the Joker loves Batman, Sauron hates rings, and Hannibal Lecter is trying the vegan thing for a while.

Happy Shark Week everybody! Bring out the Finorah! #SharkWeek #LSSC

“Hi, Welcome to the Donald Trump Presidential Library. Are you all over 18 years old?”

TONIGHT! We've gone through the evidence and we've concluded that Trump has never colluded with America. #LSSC

So, Trump is inviting Putin to the White House in the Fall. Is that the Fall of 2018 or the Fall of Democracy?

I can't believe they’re just inviting Putin into the White House. At least the Trojans made the Greeks use a horse.

We can expect Putin to be shown the same hospitality in Washington D.C. that Trump was shown when he visited Moscow. So we might want to Scotchguard the Lincoln Bedroom.

Goodnight, everybody! Anybody hungry? #LSSC

It’s a free country. And apparently Putin took us up on that offer.

What else is Trump going to flip on after his trip? “I said it was a great honor to meet Queen Elizabeth; what I meant to say is she’s a thirsty little diva.”

For everyone who wished to be a fly on the wall for Trump's one-on-one meeting with Putin... here you go. #LSSC

We love you #Bootsie!! #LSSC

IF YOU’RE SACHA BARON COHEN YOU HAVE TO TELL ME!

Goodnight, everybody! See you tomorrow! #LSSC

Is it too late to give Peter Strzok's hearing an Emmy nomination for Best Drama?

My condolences to @realdonaldtrump for his crushing defeat in the first round of international Simon Says.

A 1-year-old had an appearance in front of an immigration judge, who said, ‘I’m embarrassed to ask it, I don’t know who you would explain it to, unless you think that a 1-year-old could learn immigration law.” They better hope not. #LSSC

A senator once called Brett Kavanaugh “the Forrest Gump of Republican politics.” Which I think makes Merrick Garland “the Cast Away of Democratic politics.”

.@StephenAtHome wasn’t qualified enough to respond to the President’s Elton John brain speech so we found somebody who was. #LSSC