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Penis so big I get light headed when I get hard

Fat bitches will do anything to look pretty but lose weight 😭

Mother trucker, dude

In grade 1 my teacher told me I cant start sentences with “and” so I started all of them with “also” instead

How I got boogers in my nose but I cant tell you what they smell like?

The Hunger Games woulda been a lot shorter if they put dracos in the arena

Gonna check out Ohio to see if their rain beads off this Arc’Teryx

We all started with tech decks in elementary school and ended at vapes in high school

At this point the Fast and Furious franchise is on track to pass the iPhone model names

Dms are open

my bro said I gotta stop buying drip and start taking girls out on dates 😭

that one year when everyone had an ipod touch in middle school was wild

Should’ve known this world was a test when God made all the shias bad asf

If I can invest in one thing this year, its gonna be the “Jordan year #23” instagram captions

some yall need to understand you are NOT finding your wife on TikTok 😭

gas prices rn got me asking esso if they got that GAS now ⛽️🔥🥵

gave her my Netflix and a nigga named Trevon made a profile I’m sick to my stomach

So I started giving the fat online dating app bitches a chance

why is she following my barbers personal account 😭

where the scary movies at? im tryna throw my popcorn in the air at the movie theatre