Layla mogs me

@BlakkBile ive met one self-professed jain, this white english girl from high school who was really into naruto, emo boys, and 9/11 jokes, so in my experience jains are pretty chill

I've seen people claiming to be converts to every semi-obscure religion in the world living and dead online, but never have I seen someone larp Jainism.

@melaninm_ better than a psychologist and my friends are sick of my shit

Why do people who get zero interactions even bother tweeting

@Dubious_Angel mogs me

It's not healthy to lack shoulder blades

@WillowMouseDoll @MeowMeowMae_ how do you get 3 scripts at a time holy shit ive gotta get my doctor to do this

@MeowMeowMae_ I dunno I bundle them my gp did the script with concession it’s like $11 I get 3 escripts at a time and each script is two months worth* of two boxes* So that’s why it’s cheaper vs paying monthly So I get a renewal every 6 months

Wifey picked up my prog How much prog is to much prog..

@roxy_wodka @Miruciiii na im pretty sure it's straight law making these gays do it

@Laylasvrypretty @Miruciiii but is it gay law for straights to do that

is it true in gay law that if a man calls you 'cutie' he wants to top you, and if he calls you 'handsome' he wants to bottom?

@stendhalist mogs me

Little-known fact is Nasser's eldest son founded an underground militant leftist org with the intention of assassinating Israeli diplomats to sabotage normalization with Israel but Sadat sentenced him to death over it so he had to flee Egypt

@_chase_____ as an elderly person i can confirm both of those are true

whenever u ask an old person what their secret to longevity is they’re always like “drink whiskey every day” or “never stop smoking cigarettes.” and it’s like mmm ok i’m a little skeptical but ur the expert i guess

@LiteralMem3s mogs me

@ProudBavaria this is good but what's really missing is the Land of Prester John

Here is what EU5 needs RIGHT NOW or the game is DOOMED: Randomly Generated New World. This will fix EVERYTHING.

@Globalstats11 how can an economy be larger than a country

Turkey's Economy is Larger Than the Blue Countries Combined 🔵 $1.5 Trillion 🔴 $1.6 Trillion

@amazingmap same tbh

How East Germany depicted West Berlin in 1988

@Theveripost finally trans men have an unfair advantage at something

TEXAS WOMAN ARRESTED FOR "DISGUISED AS A MAN' TO ENTER ALL-MALE BBQ COMPETITION, WON FIRST PLACE

@DesiresAreGrey mogs me

i’m the mundane passoid. i’m not crazy attractive, i don’t wear makeup, i wear my pretransition clothes and have never worn anything hyperfem yet i still pass consistently

all the replies are "oh yeah? well I'm a very cool person and i go to bali. you must not know anyone who does [extremely uncool thing] or goes to [extremely uncool place] over there"

@Variety mogs me

Rosie O'Donnell says, "For the first time in 15 years, there were paparazzi waiting for me at the airport" when she landed in NYC for the #Tonys: "They wanted to see my facelift."

alcohol withdrawals arent real, being sober is really just that bad

kinda wanna go outside, get as drunk as possible, and commit cartoon violence against anyone who tries to stop me

@bloodmoonkat same tbh

you MUST inject yourself with cross sex hormones

@wearyemoji same tbh

lowkey want bigger boobs