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toji selling a futon on facebook marketplace

В Японии живет самый грустный кот в мире: его зовут Панчо и ему 13 лет.

An open flame and a frying pan Jesus Christ

x-men don’t disguise themselves. they dress like that because they’re gay

買い物しよう🛒 #ProjectHailMary

two sentence horror

Suckingham Phallus

👀 #projecthailmary

[ in a world where we intuit that numbers are soft and not crunchy ] lemme just smoosh the numbers real quick

his, and I cannot stress this enough, second #1 single on the UK charts

AGENT: I’m on the phone with the producer right now. Are you comfortable with using dehumanizing slurs and menacing non-white people? MARK WAHLBERG: Yes. AGENT: Okay, I’ll tell them you’ll do the movie. MARK WAHLBERG: What movie?

spielbergs war of the worlds was good and all but i think it would be better if it was told all through microsoft teams video calls, and had a really nice character actor as the lead, like ice cube or someone like that

Stop being a doomer with a zoomer n come get drunk with an unc

라일락이 가득한 옛날 단지에서 고양이를 따라갔더니 돌을 베개로 쓰고 있었다

düşünürüm

Раз твиттер теперь международный я хочу показать своих медведей

#bullygame #smopkins

자동 번역으로 전세계의 트위터리안이 하나가 되고 있는 지금, 안녕하세요 한국의 검은 고양이 뚱주입니다 제법 귀엽죠

I love this video. It’s technically and artistically impressive and yet it may be the single trashiest thing you could do to your kitchen. Incredible on both fronts.

전세계인에게 다시 한 번 우리집 까만 뚱땡이 고양이 루이의 김장조끼룩을 자랑하고 싶다. 그록이 만들어 준 전세계 트위터리안들의 대화합의 장에 슬그머니 한 번 묻어감 ㅋㅋㅋ