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Uganda wants to defend Israel militarily against Iran.

Out for a walk, the kindergarten kids are amazed to see the truck they usually play with as a toy digging up the ground

Iran knows about the American Military Airbase in Botswana 😭😭😭😭

Imagine trusting science to bring astronauts to the moon and back but not trusting science to develop safe vaccines.

So this Guy by name Hussein anataka kunioshaa 100k yangu he promised Ako na kazi Dubai Last December nikamtumia 100k kampuni Yake inaitwa HALAH MANPOWER LTD Phone number ni +254 714 662131 Anataka kunitokaaa 100k yangu nimetafuta kwa kibanda

Baddest Gym in Nakuru: Huwa na community moja legit sana 💯

Great to see this on X. This is something I created during my PhD time 20 years ago.

japanese eat lots of white rice and have 4% obesity...how do people still believe carbs make you fat

Arsenal watatusho poa hio early kickoff 😂😂😂

Life actually pretty cheap as a single man, its when you start adding things like women and children it get expensive

we literally used to write a rough draft and final draft essay BY HAND 😭😭😭

Being treated like family by another family is a different type of love. 🥹❤️

Men realizing that they are actually the prize is what annoys women the most.

In major hospitals hapa Kenya, kuna some experienced “smugglers” with many years under their belt and vast connections. Huwa wanaitwa specifically bill ikishinda patient who is admitted and the family is willing to “talk.” Usually, they meet relatives and well-wishers kwa restaurant just outside but near the vicinity. He first asks for the original bill, then scans it slowly while shaking his head in sadness, occasionally glancing at his “clients” as they sip tea nervously. Then he says, “Hii mkilipa yote, si mtauza shamba zote mkuwe squatters?” No one responds before the chairman leading the “congregation” says in low tones, “Tulitumwa kwako. Ona venye utatusaidia my brother, unajua hali ya uchumi.” He takes out his phone and goes straight to the calculator. Usually, from the total bill, the standard payment is one-third. But when he uses his “third eye” and “smells” weak family ties, there’s a small discount huwa mnapewa. After reaching an agreement, they huddle together with his clients, and he clarifies that the entire operation is based on trust and strictly cash-only. Once the “transfer fees” are finalized, he tells them that the moment they receive his call, waanze kuwasha engine of their Toyota Noah, ready to receive their loved one. Halafu mnapewa warning, relatives with weak hearts wasishtuke when they see the patient—who had fully recovered—being wheeled into the parking lot in a wheelchair, kama amefunikwa na a blue sheet from miguu all the way to the head. The smuggler is connected to everyone—from gate watchmen, nurses, doctors, and accountants—in short, everyone eats. The patient is also briefed: if they see someone enter the ward wearing a cap that has “sealed” everything leaving the eyes only and pushing a wheelchair, afuate venye anaambiwa, na aache maswali mingi. After going to the hospital together and instructing them to wait for him in the parking lot, he returns a few hours later as promised, wheeling in the patient, who is covered from head to toe. If the family is heading to North Rift, he even gets into the car na anakaa hapo mbele and escorts them up to Kangemi before returning by matatu. In his own words, before the relatives thank him profusely, “Hapendi kucheza na kazi yake.” As he gets out, he reminds them once more, “Mmeona venye tunacheza? Msisahau kuniletea wateja!”

Thank god the people around her were alert. I hope she's okay. 💔💔😪

You know what? I’m okay with Chinese kids thinking Americans eat children because of Epstein. Everyday Americans don’t punish those Epstein pedophiles is a disgraceful stain on Americans and we deserve it

MPs approved an extra Sh1.8 billion for the Deputy President to spend over the next 3 months in the current financial year 2025/26.

I deserve to ball, man. I took all my losses with my chin up.

AURA.