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Aziz Ansari just appeared as Kash Patel on SNL, and they went innnnn on him "I'm a trailblazer. I'm the first Indian person to suck at their job. Everyone says Indian people are smart, hardworking, incredibly intelligent. I prove without a shadow of a doubt that we can be just as incapable and incompetent as the whites."

🚨 HOLY SMOKES: Rep. Tim Burchett just ripped the mask off Washington’s insider-trading machine. He says D.C. isn’t just a “swamp.” It’s a sewer where career politicians get rich while taxpayers get drained. And then he dropped the line that should make everyone stop: “Everybody wants to knock Pelosi; she’s not even in the TOP 10.” Read that again. If Pelosi isn’t even top 10… how deep does this go? Congress should not be a personal stock market for politicians. Ban congressional stock trading. Audit the worst offenders. Expose the whole sewer.

“CENTCOM said nothing was getting through. They were wrong.”

Just so we are CRYSTAL CLEAR: Donald Trump, and a LOT of white conservatives today, wishes white domestic terrorist traitor Gen. Robert E. Lee had won, meaning slavery would have continued in America. That's literally what the end result would have been. I told y'all this man is a demented fool. The GOP's war on Black America is REAL. We’ll break it down Monday on #RolandMartinUnfiltered at 6 pm EST. Subscribe to the channel at Youtube.com/RolandSMartin and download the Black Star Network app.

I know Scott Jennings tantrum got all the attention yesterday, but I want to talk a little bit about what I said that got him so mad. The bottom line is: Trump’s war with Iran has failed. This has made it mentally strenuous for MAGA operators to defend it on TV. For 8 weeks now, Scott has pointed to the U.S. destroying the 50 year old Navy and Air Force of Iran to try and prove we have won. This is dishonest for many reasons. The point of war is not to kill your enemies and blow up their navy. That’s an infantile view of war that MAGA is pushing to trick Americans. The point of war is to use force to extract political concessions from your enemy that benefit you on the world stage. Trump has been unable to translate his military success into a SINGLE political concession from Iran. Not one. This is a failed war. The Strait is closed. Iran won’t even negotiate. The enriched uranium is still in Iran with their blueprints stored in the Cloud. So enter Scott Jennings. He has claimed weekly that victory is right around the corner with this war… but we have blown past the 4-6 week deadline set by this administration and have failed to get a single concession. So I asked the simple question: “Can you name a single political concession we have gotten from Iran?” He couldn’t answer. Never forget the weakness he showed when he had no answer for Trump’s mistakes.

What a cuck Ted Cruz is.

The man who co founded the world’s largest stablecoin was arrested by Interpol in a Spanish villa with guns, machetes and child pornography His name is Brock Pierce If you’ve ever held USDT, the $140 BILLION stablecoin that settles more daily volume than Visa in some months you’ve used a product he co founded Brock Pierce was a Disney child actor. He starred in The Mighty Ducks, D2, and First Kid At 16 he met a 40 year old businessman named Marc Collins Rector Collins Rector was building Digital Entertainment Network. A pre YouTube streaming platform funded by David Geffen, Microsoft, and Dell They raised $60 MILLION and were planning a $75 MILLION IPO At 17 Pierce was VP at a base salary of $250,000 Pierce, Collins Rector, and Collins Rector’s boyfriend lived together in a 12,600 square foot mansion in Encino The mansion hosted parties attended by Hollywood’s A list: Bryan Singer, David Geffen and Gary Goddard DEN’s flagship show “Chad’s World” was co-written by Collins Rector, produced by Pierce, and targeted “gay and questioning teen boys” In October 1999 a young man filed a lawsuit alleging Collins Rector had sexually molested him for three years starting at age 13 The IPO collapsed In July 2000 three more former DEN employees filed a sexual abuse lawsuit naming Pierce, Collins-Rector, and Shackley together alleging rape, assault, drugging of minors and death threats Collins Rector was indicted for transporting minors across state lines for sex All three men fled to Spain Interpol arrested them in Marbella in 2002. Guns, machetes, and child pornography were found in the house Pierce was released without criminal charges. Collins Rector pleaded guilty to eight counts of child enticement and registered as a sex offender The civil lawsuits against Pierce were “dismissed and/or settled out of court.” He settled with at least one plaintiff for $21,600. He has consistently denied all allegations In 2014 Pierce co-founded Tether originally called Realcoin Tether became the largest stablecoin in crypto. By 2019 USDT was processing higher daily volume than Bitcoin itself Tether has never been audited by a Big Four firm. Their first audit attempt with Friedman LLP was abruptly disbanded in 2018 with no explanation In 2021 Tether settled with the New York Attorney General for $18.5 MILLION over misrepresenting their reserves The connections kept growing Pierce founded Blockchain Capital. In that role he helped Jeffrey Epstein become an early investor in Coinbase He spoke at Epstein’s “Mindshift” conference in 2011 - three years AFTER Epstein had been convicted of soliciting prostitution from a minor In February 2026 the US Department of Justice released emails from Epstein’s files. One email from Pierce to Epstein read: “a boat in Antigua full of amazing Ukraine’s finest” was waiting for him The system runs on USDT. USDT was built by Brock Pierce. And Brock Pierce has answered the same questions about the same allegations for a quarter century

Trump: When I was president (first term), I had a phone call with Russia and Saudi Arabia. I asked them to make oil prices higher. (2023) @atrupar

In another unhinged Truth Social rant, Trump calls Democrats “treasonous,” claims they’re “trying to destabilize the United States… in what some would call a war.” (Trump himself has repeatedly called this a “war.”)

No matter how insane you think the SpaceX IPO is, it’s so much worse.

Former CIA Officer, Sean Wiswesser: Meddling in American elections is one of areas American public and our allies don’t understand how Russian intelligence services operate. Their goal is to get Americans to do, what we’ve done since 2016: fight and argue with each other. Goal is to create disunity, discord, and animosity among Americans. Fundamentally, their goal in meddling in our elections is to undermine our entire democracy.

REMINDER: The FBI tested facial recognition on Americans "for years" under project Janus. It wasn’t just identifying faces, it was predicting them. It could identify you even if you looked older, or if your face was partially obscured. It was designed for live tracking across cameras, drones, and bodycams. They planned for resistance and designed tech to track it, because when your face is the barcode, there’s nowhere to hide and they made sure of it.

@100OhioState @TheAtlantic @jonathanchait Fuck off, bot.

@TheAtlantic @jonathanchait

Conservatives want to police how we talk about Donald Trump—while excusing how the president talks about everyone else, @jonathanchait argues: theatln.tc/m3KUdc2w 📸: Jonathan Ernst / Reuters

@KINGTRUMP28 @TheAtlantic @jonathanchait You’re pathetic.

@TheAtlantic @jonathanchait Democrats have become the most hateful group in history. Anyone surprised they have the worst favorability? Trump is trouncing them.

@KevlarKev8t5 @TheAtlantic @jonathanchait Keep licking, sucker.

@TheAtlantic @jonathanchait A tyrant wouldn’t allow you to publish this article. It’s sad that half of this country falls for this trash.

@DeplorableAme12 @TheAtlantic @jonathanchait @Republicans Your cult leader tried to overthrow an election you full of shit parrot.

@TheAtlantic @jonathanchait #FuckDemocrats 😂 ❤️ #MAGA 🇺🇸 @Republicans 👌

CNN’s Scott Jennings is a product of a system that has told him that there will be no consequences. That no matter how far he goes, there will always be another segment. This is what “too MAGA to fail” looks like. open.substack.com/pub/steveschmi…

A former World Bank president has sounded the alarm, revealing that the Federal Reserve has lost over a trillion dollars—and counting—turning it into nothing more than a massive hedge fund for the rich and powerful. He claims the Fed is borrowing money from banks at 5.4% interest, then pouring it into government bonds, creating the illusion that the government’s financial situation is better than it actually is. He warns that this scheme isn’t just limited to the U.S.—it’s happening across central banks worldwide.

NEWSOM: Fox News needs to keep paying the price until they change the way they do business. I just wanted a simple apology. Own up to your lies. They refused. They thought they would get this thrown out. And this judge said hold on boys and girls — lets get ready for discovery.

There’s an Epstein survivor almost no one talks about. Her name was Carolyn Andriano. A mother of five. She testified in the Ghislaine Maxwell trial using her real name—then died in a hotel room just two years later of an alleged drug overdose. Not everyone survived longer than a few years.