Simple_Stefan_Says

@euzicanka Cela emisija na temu youtu.be/odPghPSJmoc

Hoćete pravnu državu ali da vi: - možete da odete na tudji čas u tudju školu - u hodniku zgrade držite obuću, bicikle, kutije, cveće, šporete - lažete da ste bolesni kako biste na bolovanju putovali - … Možete nastaviti niz ako vas ne mrzi.

@dzeksonvill Svekrva je uradila nešto konkretno za porodicu dok ste se vi zajebavali i išli u šetnju...

Svekvra čuvala decu dok smo na slaviji dolazimo kući one spavaju, kaže ona ja sam malo oprala rernu i šporet i malo kupatilo i wc Djdjjsksjsjdndndj

@Runbash65 @juegosnoguey That is how every single counter culture ends up. It is easy to corrupt it with money because people are weak and just need a place to vent

@juegosnoguey Maybe the most accurate critique of the value of anticapitalist art under capitalism is when Daniel Kaluuya’s character rants about how much he hates the system and the system responds by giving him a tv show where he can rant about how much he hates them three times a week.

i know Black Mirror is cringe now but i do think the first season ep where everyone is a slave on exercise bikes or turned into reality tv tiktok porn stars living in screen rooms is one of the most brutally accurate depictions of our near future dystopia

This is what a real pizza menu should look like 😂🍕

Airlines don't know who you are and they don't care. The "clear your cookies" hack is one of the most persistent myths in travel, and the real reason prices change is way more interesting. A single economy cabin has 7 to 12 invisible fare classes, each assigned a letter. Q-class might have 40 seats at $250. When those 40 sell, the system closes Q and opens H-class at $350. When H sells out, M-class opens at $475. The price jumps you see aren't the airline punishing you for searching twice. They're inventory depletion in cheaper buckets happening in real time as other people book. A major US carrier with 500 daily flights manages roughly 2.5 million booking limits at any given moment. The yield management system optimizes over a hundred fare bucket combinations per route, updated continuously based on booking velocity, competitor pricing, seasonal demand, and days until departure. Your browser cookies are not a variable in that equation. Your individual search history has the same effect on the algorithm as yelling at a vending machine. The price went up between your first search and your second search because someone in Dallas bought the last seat in the cheap bucket while you were debating. That person would have bought it whether you were on a library computer, your phone, or a 1997 ThinkPad running Netscape Navigator. The real hack for cheaper flights is boring. Book 6 to 10 weeks out for domestic, 8 to 12 weeks for international. Fly midweek. Set fare alerts and wait for the airline to reopen a cheaper bucket when demand underperforms their forecast. That actually works. Clearing your cookies saves you exactly zero dollars.

@mavkoo @ajaizbeograda Klijentu su bili treći, ali ipak u roku od sat vremena od rešenja 😂

@ajaizbeograda Istina je to sve ,samo mi je zanimljivo da su prvi

Stigli papiri od APR-a za firmu što smo otvorili za upravljanje zgradama. Ravno 3 minuta kasnije stiže mejl jedne banke da otvorimo poslovni račun kod njih. Da li treba da napišem od koje?

@_drobilica_ Ego. Drugarica ti je rasla s problematičnim ljudima pa stekla loš obrazac za prepoznavanje privrženosti. Nešto kao kratkovidost, samo psihološka

Kaze mi drugarica "ja volim uporne likove, koji su u stanju da me mesecima jure i ako ja 100 puta kazem "Ne". Sestro moja draga, takav ce sutra i u vezi da tera svoje i bolece ga k.. za tvoje "Ne" 😁 Kako bre ne kapirate ljude, a pogotovo musku psihologiju, uopste mi nije jasno?!

Neko dete propalo kroz krov IMT fabrike. Ostalo društvo iskuliralo. Nama kao da se deci desilo ovo, prvo bi me ćale prebio što sam se peo na fabriku, pa onda što sam propao. A onda bi svo društvo dobilo batina od svojih roditelja jer nisu pritrčali da pomognu drugu. Debili 🙄

@minjica80 U koloniji nije predviđen dobar život za prosečnu osobu

Jel moguće da je 2026 godina a mi se i dalje borimo za to da možemo da preživimo od plate koju primimo

15 psychologists who figured you out before you did : 1. Sigmund Freud — your unconscious is running the show, not you 2. Carl Jung — the parts of you that you hide end up controlling you 3. Abraham Maslow — you cannot find purpose before you find safety 4. Viktor Frankl — suffering becomes bearable the moment it has meaning 5. B.F. Skinner — your behavior is shaped by what follows it not what causes it 6. Albert Bandura — you become what you consistently watch and repeat 7. William James — your habits are literally rewiring your brain every single day 8. Ivan Pavlov — your triggers were trained into you long before you noticed them 9. Erik Erikson — every stage of your life has one question it needs you to answer 10. Alfred Adler — most of what drives you is the need to feel that you matter 11. Karen Horney — anxiety is not weakness, it is what unsafe childhoods produce 12. Leon Festinger — when your beliefs and actions clash, your mind will lie to fix it 13. Daniel Kahneman — you have two minds, the fast one makes most of your mistakes 14. Martin Seligman — happiness is not the absence of pain, it is the presence of meaning 15. Erich Fromm — the greatest human fear is not death, it is the freedom to choose your own life

@Nenaspavanaja Jebiga, iz pećine smo došli, socijalne veštine su daleko bitnije od znanja

Jutros me probudila misao da nikad neću uspeti da napredujem onoliko koliko sam zaista sposobna i vredna (bez lažne skromnosti), jer ne umem da se uvučem pod kožu pretpostavljenima sitnim znacima pažnje, small talk sranjima itd. Nego samo radim kao konj. I tužna sam.

How to unlock a combination lock with a piece of paper.

Classic.

Ahah this is fucking brilliant, but where the hell is Jonathan Banks as Totò Schillaci

Kolko je ovo genijalan dizajn... 😎

@tanjagoldie @svemirsko_jaje Glumljenje samostalnosti o tuđem trošku. Sve to lepo da dobije šut kartu iz kuće pa na posao, da osete malo težinu kirije, računa, pritisak i rad. Previše lagodno se živi...

Ova generacija Z stvarno specificna i toliko razlicita od nas, provalila sam da uopste nece da se otkacinju od roditelja, ono da se osamostaljuju, zivela sloboda, nego upisuju kojekakve mastere, doktorate, jos jedne fakultete🫪 sacuvaj boze, nemoz da ih se otreses😵‍💫😂

“Being hated by idiots is the price you pay for not being one of them.” - Jean Cocteau

Goalkeepers using 200 IQ

Carlin told Charlie Rose he'd stopped caring about humanity. Not as a pose — as a genuine philosophical position he'd arrived at after watching every movement he'd ever believed in fail.

@Nisic2Nisic U mojoj zgradi je lift u sličnom stanju, a i izlog nedavno iseljenog lokala se pretvorio u pano gde jedni drugima prelepljuju parole

Kapiram da hocete da pobedite, ali cemu unistavanje svega sto je pred vama a nije vasa imovina?