moody

My timeline this whole week

My friend invited me to his "casual game night." I thought that meant snacks and maybe Uno. He dimmed the lights, pulled out a whiteboard, and said, "We'll start with Catan, obviously." Obviously. Within 20 minutes, three grown adults were accusing each other of "sheep hoarding" with the intensity of a custody battle. One guy slammed his hand on the table and yelled, "You broke our wheat alliance, Trevor." I don't even know Trevor. I'm just trying to figure out why there's a resource called "ore" and why I'm emotionally invested in it. At one point, someone looked me dead in the eye and asked if I wanted to trade wood. I haven't recovered. We finished at midnight and my friend said, "Next time we'll do something light, like Twilight Imperium." I Googled it. That's not a board game. That's a part-time job with lore.

The category is: iconic space quotes I use daily.

Sucking titties be so awkward… she just lays there dead silent, probably thinking “yeah nigga, you my son now”😂

When I tell everyone I hate memes and don't respect people who like them, I'm not referring to stuff like this. This is art. This is what the whole internet should be.

lol.

It’s so stupid, but I can’t stop laughing 😭😭😭

Devo ter matado Jesus sei lá …. Meu problema é espiritual mesmo

Yh you're out of your fucken mind lmao

Como uma coisa racha na horizontal mas se abre na vertical???

i'll never make the first move you're gonna have to rape me bruh

Moon needs some "democracy."

When fine shyt starts giving Late replies and being less talkative so you know your free trial is over💔

forgot how good it feels to outplay someone in vgc

It's been 15 years