Dr. Megan

My therapist once said "growth is realizing that someone's inconsistency is a sign to step back, not a challenge to prove your worth" and i think y'all need to engrave this into your soul.

I had a french professor who once said if you just did something like going to the supermarket and experienced it fully without the goggles of habit and catégories you would go crazy with pure sense and joy. I think about it all the time. In a way this is all for him.

There is a very specific female fatigue that comes from knowing exactly what is happening, explaining exactly what is happening, being told you are overreacting, and then watching exactly what is happening happen with excellent punctuality.

“Life is short..” — James Gandolfini as Tony Soprano in the best commercial of all time

WHO MADE THIS!? I’m dying.

TSA Agent: “You are hiding ranch in your carry-on aren’t you?”

(watching a baking competition show) You fool. That passion fruit mousse cake will never set in time. You did not properly temper the white chocolate collar. For shame. (eating Cookie Monster Delight ice cream straight out of the pint) Da Blue Makes It Taste Better 😊😊😊

All I did last week was spend a few minutes at a time closing ‘loops’ around our house (not hours of cleaning or tidying) but our house feels so.much.calmer now. Ten of my favorite loops to close ⤵️

Came for the World Cup… stayed for the South.

being a girl is hard, you always want to either buy something, slap someone, lose weight or eat something sweet

I love being a woman with diverse interests because one minute I’ll be sportsmaxxing, the next I’m a raging leftist, sometimes I’m hyper fixated on love island and other times I post about Taylor Swift 100 times in a day

Personally, my favorite thing about Taylor Swift is that she pisses off random men online just with her mere presence at any given sports event. Queen energy.

Ok this is the @bucees CEO and he looks exactly as you would imagine. Love it.

Europeans are arguing that Americans don’t understand football culture because our stadiums are too corporate. Meanwhile America looked at a breakfast pastry, turned it into a mascot, lowered it into a giant toaster after the game, and then ceremonially sacrificed and ate its remains on live television. The Pop-Tarts Bowl wasn’t a sporting event. It was a Roman festival with sponsorship money. And it was magnificent. He ripped off his aluminum foil like Magic Mike. He danced all game. They dunked pop tarts on the coach. And after the game the winning team ate a 3 foot tall (that’s a meter) pop tart cooked with a giant toaster This wasn’t even a massive game. It was Kansas State and NC State

Free him

Someone has got to sit these Europeans down and teach them about the Pop Tarts Bowl

45 minutes in the gym is just 3% of your day that 3% can change your entire life.