Adedoyin

I wish a lot of us would get used to eating our nigerian soup alone as a whole meal. It doesn’t need the additional carbs we add as swallow, especially for those on weight loss journeys.

To my future love… trips will be booked, balconies will be used, and memories will be made

Some days yes, some days no.. but I’ve never ONCE said.. you know what would make me happy??? A KID!! Not one single time.. 🤷🏾‍♂️

all relationships can survive mistakes, but they cannot survive patterns. Repeated behavior isn't a mistake, it's a decision, apologies lose meaning when the actions never change

O fine baje 😍😍🥰🥰

Why are you adding cinnamon spice inside moi-moi … are you okay ????

I would actually take this very personally

When I was schooling at Kwarapoly during my ND days, I rented an hostel outside school. We didn’t know their number 2 guy stayed in our compound 😭😭 Apparently he had been in jail and his girlfriend was the one staying in the room for him. The day he got released ehn… our compound suddenly got filled with the kind of guys we used to fear on campus 🥺😂 Everybody was confused until we found out the number 2 himself lived there. Omo… panic attack wan finish me that period 😭 Everyday these guys held meetings in the compound, making dangerous phone calls like Nollywood villains 😭 We stopped sleeping with both eyes closed. One morning I was going to school when one of them called me and said I didn’t greet him. Honestly, it skipped my mind 😭 This guy removed his cap, gave it to me and said I should wash it and make sure it dries within 5 minutes or I’d be in trouble 😂😂 See sweat 😭 My body temperature changed instantly. I washed that cap like my life depended on it, spread it outside and locked myself inside the room. For TWO DAYS I didn’t come outside 😭😭 Later my roommate told the guy’s girlfriend what happened. She informed her boyfriend and the guy warned them never to intimidate us again, saying we were supposed to feel safe around them 😂 As if that wasn’t enough, one week later police stormed our compound. Omooo 😭😭 Gunshots everywhere! Police and the guys started exchanging fire while all of us tenants locked ourselves inside crying and praying. They even threw teargas 😭 That day was pure chaos. The following week my dad paid for another apartment immediately and I moved out. Hypertension almost took me before ND result 😭😂

“Elliott You design like you are solving maths” 😅 dunno if this is a compliment, Buh I am sha solving problems

We are buying cooking gas for N1700 and fuel for N1350. Yet you are telling me to Relax that Tinubu is fixing Nigeria?

Sadly! Your currently partner might not be your life time partner

Lmao, don’t be a slut. Simp back All this una tactics

As soon as the lips don't match the words on Netflix, I turn it off expeditiously. 😫

Moments like this >>>>>>>

If you're proud of your Dad. Retweet this.

i’ll receive usdt and i’ll be happy again

me when i wear lipgloss on a windy day

As you get older you realise that first red flag that you ignored will be the reason you break up 2 years later. And you will regret not walking away that first time.

“My mother said any woman I want to marry must get pregnant first” Thunder fire you and your mama.

i know this is a joke but there's a broader pattern of men putting themselves in social prisons. won't carry lip balm, hand cream, umbrellas etc even though they need them. then they'll come to beg for yours lmao. not me sha, you will walk from your car to the office in the rain. no you are not joining my umbrella