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Barack Obama: “For me, the ‘90s was peak basketball because I was here in Chicago with MJ and the Bulls. But, when you actually watch some of those old classics, they’re tough. Everything was just kind of packed in the paint.” (via @allthesmokeprod)

Stephen A. Smith admits he can’t wrap his head around “how the hell” the Clintons and Obamas left office worth upwards of $100,000,000 after “serving” the American people. “Clinton was a lawyer in Arkansas, grew up poor, relatively broke. How the hell he and the Clinton Foundation are worth hundreds of millions of dollars beats me.” “Barack Obama was a community organizer who became the President of the United States. And last time I checked, that salary ain’t over $450,000.” “How the hell you depart from office, [together] you worth over $200 million?” Clintons’ net worth before office: ~$1,300,000 Clintons’ net worth today: ~$120,000,000 Obamas’ net worth before office: ~$1,300,000 Obamas’ net worth today: ~$70,000,000

Blazers' head coach Micah Nori on his contract, via @highkin: "I never look at money or years. I know that if I'm successful, the rest of these things will take care of themselves."

MARINA MABREY TONIGHT 🔥🔥🔥 • 53 POINTS • 6 REBOUNDS • 9/18 3PM (!!!) • 17/28 FG • 32 MINUTES PLAYED (!!!)

Free agent guard Coby White intends to sign a three-year, $74 million deal to return to the Charlotte Hornets, sources tell ESPN. White was a major priority for the Hornets and now steps into a new starting role in the backcourt.

@ItsKingSlime He be saying this shit with so much conviction im starting to believe all three on the same team can win it all 😂

Lavar Ball praises the Minnesota Timberwolves for trading for his son LaMelo, but URGES them to pick up Lonzo & Gelo as well to GUARANTEE a championship 🤣🔥 “Together you can’t beat em… You can get Lonzo damn near for nothin. You can get Gelo damn near for nothin… Whenever them Ball boys together, CANT LOSE.”

BREAKING: The Charlotte Hornets are trading star guard LaMelo Ball and Josh Green to the Minnesota Timberwolves for Naz Reid, a 2033 unprotected first-round pick, three first-round pick swaps (2028, 2029, 2030) and three second-round picks (2029, 2032, 2033), sources tell ESPN.

Richard Jefferson: "They also didn't see the future coming, so they were cheering..." Jay Williams: "Wow..." Kenny Smith: "His career trajectory would've been a lot different if he didn't like motorcycles." Jefferson: "I guess everybody that goes to Duke isn't that smart."

Backstreet Boys say Drake helped their kids understand how famous they was 👀

N3on was surprised by how smart LaVar Ball is after hearing his plan to open three different restaurants, each named after one of his sons with a different cuisine 😭 “Melos for burgers, a Mexican place called Lonzos, & a nice Italian steakhouse called LiAngelos.”

Welcome back, Neymar. The Brazilian star subs on for the first time at the 2026 FIFA World Cup 🇧🇷

Jesse Eisenberg says memorizing one Social Network scene ruined his showers for a month "In The Social Network there's one scene, it's not even an important scene, it's a passing scene, but it had tons of computer language. And despite my appearance, posture and tone of voice, I don't know anything about computers" "I had to memorize this technical paragraph, so every day in the shower I'm going over this paragraph. It ruined a month of showers for me. Normally I like the heat and the steam, open your pores. But this one, I'm just standing there shampooing my head going over it" "Isn't it a shame to look like me and not know about computers? It's like the equivalent of being 7'2 and not being good at basketball"

Fun fact: New Grizzlies guard Richie Saunders' great-grandfather was the inventor of Tater Tots. 😅

Drake before playing “All My Ex’s Live In Texas” by George Strait at the club “Shit might get a little different from what you’re used to hearing at the club but I know me and Ben will understand that”

“They’re telling the fans to stand up” “The fans should know without having to look at the scoreboard” Marlins broadcaster was upset about the delayed reaction to Sandy Alcantara breaking the franchise strikeout record

Tarik Skubal yells at the White Sox dugout because they were relaying signs to their batters, a breakdown

LaVar Ball revealed to N3on that his wife Tina Ball have split ways with each other and filed for divorce after 30 years 💔 "she wanted to go do something else that's fine with me we had our run.. it is what it is"

LaVar Ball revealed to Neon that his wife, Tina Ball, filed for divorce after 30 years of marriage. “She wanted to go do something else that's fine with me, we had our run.”