Daphne

Happy Saturday! (Say it back)

Pomona, Roman goddess of fruits and gardens.

the big three: big brown eyes, an indescribable amount of horniness, and a crippling amount of anxiety

Never forget that you are the main data center. Drink water, and consume as much literature as possible.

this man too nonchalant about the pussy like please do a backflip or something

This economy is so fckd you'll be sitting here thinking you're bad with money and all you did was buy food

i am at my clits end !

I’m a lover girl but I’m currently non-practicing.

nobody say anything about the paint job on this door I am not willing to speak about it at this time

Smoking weed in the house is an underrated luxury

a man can never be out of ur league like…he’s a man…

no one is less suicidal than a guy who just told you he’ll kill himself if you leave him

pussy tighter than an aztec clay face mask

no data center is worth destroying this

Girl to girl, please start creating again. Write. Draw. Color. Read. Dance. Craft. Your soul misses it.

me when my intuition is proven right once again

wearing no bra and oversized clothes is self care at it’s finest

Extremely bold for NYT Games to be like, “here’s a tricky puzzle we think you’ll like” and then also “but first here’s an AI ad we think you’ll fall for!” I know that’s wrong

i love not wearing a bra

marijuana should be treated more like wine and less like heroine