Logan

I totally dominated you at the museum dude. Pondered every piece for a couple seconds longer. Scratched my chin with more curiosity.

Claude is down :/ so I’m just running my sink

A pretty girl matched with me on hinge and is actually replying fast #recessionindicator

Whoever made that “why argue with Arsenal fans when you can just wait” tweet has to go down as one of the greatest mind’s of our generation

@MrBoldOne @EmiratesFACup Enjoy your quadruple, pal.

Christ Appearing to His Mother, by Juan de Flandes, 1496, 📸 via @MartinFLSheriff

Max Dowman to become the youngest ever Carabao Cup loser.

All timer 🤣

Little kid: my favorite animal is a fish Chappel roan:

dm’ed the girl who was constantly liking my story and got left on delivered #pumpfaked

i know she's telling her friends about me bc 4 people viewed my linkedin during her pilates class

Teta mind games to throw off City

this looks like the last picture of Gaddafi

kinda bummed they didn’t put that murderous talking baby in the movie

Trying to search for an email from a month ago on Outlook

4:30am start tomorrow. bloke in my hostel room just blatantly opened the door for a sex worker and led her to his bunk. that’s awesome man

all quiet on the frontal lobe

Nigga was acting all nonchalant after losing last night cause he knew #realshit was coming