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Nairobi looks good if you’re a bird 🦅

Kuna brief ya divorce nilipewa. I was to meet the client in the house (rookie mistake) but I was late and they had other engagements at Garden City so we switched meeting point Java. When they narrated their ordeal, I learnt that the spouse randomly shoots in the air when upset.

South African Finance Minister has 'SOMETHING HANGING OUT OF HIS PANTS' during parliamentary session 'Please put it back inside and zip it up... It's very short, very short' 'Honorable members, you are actually LIVE ON TV'

Used SGR for the first time. All I can say is we need an SGR to western asap! I am tired of being crammed in those boxes they call shuttles.

'HEZBOLLAH WON' — RAGING ISRAEL MAYOR BREAKS NETANYAHU'S INFO BLOCKADE WITH INSANE REVELATION: * '1st time city in country simply DISAPPEARS' * 2/3 of residents already FLED * 'If fix roads 8am by 10am new crater' * 'No one restoring ANYTHING' * 'NO PROTECTION AT ALL'

IDF announces the death of a soldier who was killed in Lebanon: Staff Sergeant Ori Greenberg, 21.

Ah ah ah! Who did this?

Big Breaking: "Israel wanted to assassinate Iran's Foreign Minister Aragchi and speaker Ghalibaf. It had coordinates of their movements. Pakistan intelligence got the information about Israeli plans. Pakistan informed US that if Israel kills Abbas Aragchi and Ghalibaf, there will be no one left in Iran to talk to. Iran will be taken over by the hardcore IRGC commanders. At this, US intervened and stopped Israel from carrying out strikes to eliminate Aragchi and Ghalibaf. " - Pakistani official to Reuters

Hapo Githunguri kuna Cementry ya Mau Mau fighters na imekuwa protected under gazette notice no. 244/245 of 2011. Now heavy machinery moved in on March 17th to lay ground for Affordable Housing. Twende Nalo 🍿

Please note that effective 1st April 2026, a fuel surcharge will apply to all Skyward Airlines ticket prices due to the sustained rise in global fuel costs affecting the aviation industry. Thank you for choosing to fly with us. #flyeasy #skywardairlines

🛢️ Kremlin sales from oil and gas will double from about $12bn to nearly $24bn this month as Putin profits from an enormous price surge and Donald Trump’s sanctions waivers. 🔗: telegraph.co.uk/business/2026/…

Same jungle green canvas body bags present at both locations.Kware for dumping,Kericho for collection. 1+1=GoK

⚡️⭕️Hezbollah and Iran created a new restaurant trend in the usurper entity

they are not allowing the sailors from the Ford to leave base it must've been bad

Eeh, Mungu wabariki wamama Wote wanaolea watoto walio na special Needs, uwatie nguvu na imani kuweza kusimama imara: Amein

The President of Mozambique, Daniel Francisco Chapo flew to Kenya aboard T7-JET, the same Embraer Legacy 650 used by President Ruto for international flights

There is something wrong with Luo Nyanza leaders and some of their supporters. Suba North MP Millie Odhiambo is asking where Kiambu County gets all the money to fund the projects being showcased. This is after seeing Governor Kimani Wamatangi building 26 new Level 3 hospitals across Kiambu. Like other corrupt leaders in Luo Nyanza, Millie seemed to suggest that Mt. Kenya’s “entitlement” is denying Luo Nyanza development. Well, Millie Mobona, here is the answer to your question. Look at Governor Gladys Wanga, for instance. She is the only governor in Kenya with two offices. She renovated the old governor’s office at a cost of KSh 200 million and launched it in 2023. However, it was apparently not opulent enough, and she went ahead to spend another KSh 1 billion to build a new office, which was opened this year by Kasongo. Furniture in the new office, according to Homa Bay County reports, cost taxpayers KSh 10 million. That’s a whopping KSh 1.2 billion spent on constructing an office, excluding other costs such as furniture, staff, allowances, cars, carpets, and more. Wanga is very vocal in shouting the “Tuko kwa serikali” slogan, while Wamatangi doesn’t need to shout allegiance to deliver results. In Murang’a, Kang’ata is utilizing every coin to develop his county. Mt Kenya leaders spend most of their time running county affairs. While Luo Nyanza leaders are moving around with Ruto shouting “Tutam.” Luo Nyanza leaders are very corrupt and often use Mt. Kenya as a scapegoat for their own failures. Have you ever seen Wamatangi or Kang’ata standing on top of vehicles singing WANTAM or TUTAM? Luo Nyanza leaders have completely lost focus. They are singing TUTAM more than even the Yamune leaders who are directly benefiting from the loot. In fact, ever since the broadbased handshake, Kalenjin leaders stopped singing Tutam because they knew fresh Mumus had taken over the slogan.

US F-35 HIT BY MYSTERY NEW IRAN AIR DEFENSE 'Don't know this weapon' but it kills Trump-Netanyahu 'narrative that Iran skies open'

People in Saudi Arabia are using Iranian Shahed drone sounds to prank each other. 😂

Images of two “heroes” braving danger, breaking through a corrugated iron roof, and making timely efforts to rescue victims trapped on Tuesday in a 7-storey building in alley 218, Linh Nam Street, Vinh Tuy Ward, Hanoi, Vietnam.