phil dewan 🇨🇦

A Democrat running for office must provide detailed plans on how to fix every issue while a Republican running for office just need to come up with a nickname for their opponent.

It’s not hyperbole to say the entire world is literally gobsmacked, in a state of shock and wondering just what the fuck went wrong with America and what the future holds.

still not quite over the fact that i watched 15 year olds get sued for millions of dollars for downloading twelve songs and now we all have to accept AI slop because every tech company in the known universe decided that IP laws don't exist now that they're inconvenient for them

America treats Russia like a close friend and Canada like a hostile enemy. Is it any wonder that millions of Canadians like myself detest this infernal piece of shit with the heat of a trillion suns? 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕

I don’t want an AI summary of my Google search. I don’t want an AI summary of the text message from my friend at work. I don’t want an AI summary of the email I’m about to read. Please just stop.

Everyone should go to Japan at least once (preferably early in life) just to understand what a highly functioning society can look like

Hudson’s Bay once owned 5% of the Earth’s land surface and now it’s a kiosk in a Canadian Tire

When he dies, and it can’t happen soon enough, they’re probably gonna tell us a to “be respectful.” NOT A FUCKING CHANCE. I’m gonna be as respectful as he was towards Robert Mueller, Paul Pelosi & Rob Reiner, just to name a few. Fuck that piece of shit.

Bananas are such convenient fruits like no chopping or washing needed, not sticky, no juice dripping around and they come with their own biodegradable packaging. A 10/10 in my books

Vacation brain is awesome. All I did was eat and drink and walk around and not deny myself anything so my brain is like “wow great town. I should move here. It would probably be like this every day”

Joe Rogan refuses to come to Canada. Now, Andrew Tate refuses to come to Canada. And you said the Liberal Government doesn't do anything good for Canadians!

Gas would be so much cheaper if Donald Trump hadn't raped children with Jeffrey Epstein

The Strokes, una colla de fills de milionaris que es van conèixer a un internat a Suïssa, tenint més consciència política que el 90% del panorama musical.

I am 41yrs old... 40s are crazy. Some people have 3yr olds, others have teens, others are grandparents. Some are dating 26yr olds others look like they are 60yrs. It looks like a confused group project.

Anthony Bourdain on food in Japan: “Every chef I've ever met. If you ask them if you had to spend rest of your life in one country, eating one country's food…where would that be? They're all going to say the same thing: Japan. Tokyo. Period. It’s a humbling experience. You come here and you see how much precision — how much perfection — is possible with so few components and you've come away from that changed and a little frightened.”

In honour of Jackie Robinson Day, let’s take the Jackie Robinson tour of Montreal 🧵

I don't understand how Donald Trump has a 37% approval rating.. Who are the fucking idiots that approve of this chaos?

Eddie Vedder of Pearl Jam on Israel: "I swear to god there's some people out there just ready to kill and go across borders and take over land that doesn't belong to them, and they should get the fuck out. We don't want to give them our taxes to drop bombs on children. No more!"

PNW most beautiful place in the country if you're willing to be depressed 7 months out of the year.

In the best case scenario, Trump struck a deal to reopen a Strait that was open before the pointless war he started, with the IRGC demonstrating its control over the Strait and potentially extracting fees plus sanctions relief. Thousands of innocents - including hundreds of children - dead in Lebanon and Iran for no reason. U.S. troops killed and wounded. U.S. embassies and bases in the Middle East badly damaged. U.S. standing in the world obliterated. U.S. munitions badly depleted. Hundreds of billions spent. Prices up everywhere. More global economic fallout to come. Putin strengthened and enriched. Just a catastrophic situation even in the best of circumstances. A profoundly shameful episode in American history no matter what happens next.