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We listen and we tell the judge cos wtf

This lady wrote something on her phone and showed 50 Cent at the club. He started smiling and threw money at her!

I need lore behind these guys because they seem like they do this stupid shit all the time lmao

LMAO

This is a great debate! Oldies verse youngsters. Who raised these girls🤷‍♀️

Weed Card (2015)

I love this💜💚

We like to think we’ve mapped the world but the truth is, our oceans are still almost completely unknown. Take the 52-hertz whale often called the loneliest whale in the world. We’ve been hearing its call for decades… yet we’ve never actually seen it. And it doesn’t stop there. Scientists have identified the existence of multiple whale species purely through sound creatures we know are out there, but have never laid eyes on. Now think about that for a second. That’s just the animals that make noise. What about everything that moves in silence? The things that don’t call out, don’t echo, don’t leave a trace we can easily detect? The ocean isn’t just unexplored it’s hiding entire worlds we don’t even realize are there. 🌊

**Caption** This fighter jet pilot is strapped into the cockpit on a stormy aircraft carrier deck when the rain is absolutely hammering the canopy like someone turned a fire hose on it. He’s sitting there in full gear, hands on the controls, while the whole wet flight deck and ocean disappear behind sheets of water — then the catapult fires and the jet screams down the runway. The second it hits takeoff speed the rain vanishes instantly, blasted clean off the glass by nothing but raw airspeed like the jet just flipped a switch and said “wipers? We don’t need no stinkin’ wipers.” Would you ever climb into a jet and blast off a carrier in pouring rain like that? Or is this exactly why fighter pilots live in a different world from the rest of us?

I would’ve fell for gameboy mom so fast 😭

If we could get this sleepy asian man to do this with every video on TikTok and YouTube, just think how much time we would save.

Mosquitoes when they see you in shorts: