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Agent Self FBI™

@AgentSelf99b

The original Agent Self FBI ™. (FBI is a parody) political analyst and commentator… and sometimes satire.. and jokes.

Utah, USA 가입일 Mart 2026
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One Bad Dude
One Bad Dude@OneBadDude_·
I would rather pass a kidney stone than celebrate pride month.
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Jack
Jack@jackunheard·
LGBTQ: "All we want is to be treated equally." *force feeds an entire month of PRIDE down the whole world's throat*
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Agent Self FBI™
Agent Self FBI™@AgentSelf99b·
@C_3C_3 Bro just admitted that both Obama and Biden were more effective at deporting illegal immigrants.
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C3@C_3C_3·
ICE Deportations… Clinton: 2 million with no riots. GW Bush: 2 million with no riots. Obama: 5 million with no riots. Trump: 2 million with no riots. Biden: 4 million with no riots. Trump: 900K with riots, protests and Dem outrage. Its all manufactured to stop Trump. Facts.
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Spencer Hakimian
Spencer Hakimian@SpencerHakimian·
TRUMP: OIL PRICES ARE FALLING LIKE A ROCK
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MAGA Voice
MAGA Voice@MAGAVoice·
DON’T CARE WHAT ANYBODY SAYS. IM CALLING JUNE VETERANS MONTH. HERES MY PRIDE FLAG
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Agent Self FBI™
Agent Self FBI™@AgentSelf99b·
@covie_93 Trump is doing a good job, he’s ended the Iran war 12 times, re-opened the strait 8 times, completely destroyed their military 9 times, and sunk their navy 6 times, … I haven’t seen any other president end a war 12 times in only 3 months, have you?
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Covie
Covie@covie_93·
That man brags about ending 10 fake wars but he's out here struggling to end an actual war he started!
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Agent Self FBI™
Agent Self FBI™@AgentSelf99b·
@WhiteHouse This is the most transparent cope, I’ve ever seen. Imagine Biden saying “Don’t worry, it’ll all work out in the end”
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The White House
The White House@WhiteHouse·
TRUST IN TRUMP. "Just sit back and relax, it will all work out well in the end - It always does!" - President Donald J. Trump. 🇺🇸
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Libs of TikTok
Libs of TikTok@libsoftiktok·
.@BetoORourke keeps posing with Democrat candidates who end up getting arrested for child p**n
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Libs of TikTok
Libs of TikTok@libsoftiktok·
The NFL has been compromised
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Ed Krassenstein
Ed Krassenstein@EdKrassen·
BREAKING: ExxonMobil SVP Neil Chapman warns oil prices could surge to $150–$160 per barrel in the coming weeks as global inventories hit record lows. “We’re approaching unheard of inventory levels. I mean really, really low levels... Once you get to that point, then you’ll see price shoot up. A model would say dated Brent will shoot up… up to $150, $160.” — Speaking at Bernstein Strategic Decisions Conference
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Agent Self FBI™
Agent Self FBI™@AgentSelf99b·
@C_3C_3 Biden deported more than Trump? Maybe Trump shouldn’t send masked agents into cities to terrorize communities and murder US citizens.. immigration enforcement isn’t the issue. It’s Trump’s handling.
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MAGA Voice
MAGA Voice@MAGAVoice·
BREAKING: At 1:02 AM President Trump sends a direct message to Dumocrats and RINO’s: “Just sit back and relax, it will all work out” I TRUST PRESIDENT TRUMP 🔥
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Benjamin Netanyahu - בנימין נתניהו
שוחחתי הערב עם הנשיא טראמפ ואמרתי לו שאם חיזבאללה לא יחדל לתקוף את ערינו ואזרחינו - ישראל תתקוף מטרות טרור בביירות. עמדתנו זו עומדת בעינה. במקביל, צה״ל ימשיך לפעול כמתוכנן בדרום לבנון.
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