Agent Self FBI™
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Agent Self FBI™
@AgentSelf99b
The original Agent Self FBI ™. (FBI is a parody) political analyst and commentator… and sometimes satire.. and jokes.
Utah, USA 가입일 Mart 2026
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@OneBadDude_ No body is forcing you to celebrate it dumb ass.
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@jackunheard I hear more about pride and gays from you idiots than I do the actual community..
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@Texas_Opinions @AlexDuncanTX So is sloth, and yet, you voted for it.
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@C_3C_3 Bro just admitted that both Obama and Biden were more effective at deporting illegal immigrants.
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MAGA admits that both Obama and Biden were better at deporting illegal immigrants than Trump.
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ICE Deportations… Clinton: 2 million with no riots. GW Bush: 2 million with no riots. Obama: 5 million with no riots. Trump: 2 million with no riots. Biden: 4 million with no riots. Trump: 900K with riots, protests and Dem outrage. Its all manufactured to stop Trump. Facts.
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@covie_93 Trump is doing a good job, he’s ended the Iran war 12 times, re-opened the strait 8 times, completely destroyed their military 9 times, and sunk their navy 6 times, …
I haven’t seen any other president end a war 12 times in only 3 months, have you?
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@WhiteHouse This is the most transparent cope, I’ve ever seen.
Imagine Biden saying “Don’t worry, it’ll all work out in the end”
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.@BetoORourke keeps posing with Democrat candidates who end up getting arrested for child p**n


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BREAKING: ExxonMobil SVP Neil Chapman warns oil prices could surge to $150–$160 per barrel in the coming weeks as global inventories hit record lows.
“We’re approaching unheard of inventory levels. I mean really, really low levels... Once you get to that point, then you’ll see price shoot up. A model would say dated Brent will shoot up… up to $150, $160.”
— Speaking at Bernstein Strategic Decisions Conference
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@C_3C_3 Biden deported more than Trump?
Maybe Trump shouldn’t send masked agents into cities to terrorize communities and murder US citizens.. immigration enforcement isn’t the issue. It’s Trump’s handling.
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