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MkhuLuu Mkhize/Ndlovu
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MkhuLuu Mkhize/Ndlovu
@DaComicLuu
Junior Editor, Stand-Up Comedian, V.O Artist, MC For bookings [email protected]
Cape Town 가입일 Aralık 2010
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MkhuLuu Mkhize/Ndlovu 리트윗함
Sisekakeni as a country
Yusuf Abramjee@Abramjee
Robbery at a coffee shop in Gqeberha. Laptops and cellphones stolen.
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Even when good men are doing their job, you’re thinking about misogynists. You couldn’t just give the men of your church a compliment for being amazing husbands and fathers. It has to be framed from a victim mentality standpoint. SMH
Bongekile Mthembu🇿🇦@_Bongekile_
Misogynists wouldn’t survive at my church 😭. Here, everyone is equal. You’ll see a father get up and rush out with a crying child to calm them down while the mother stays seated, listening to the sermon in peace. I love it here.
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Happy 1 hour anniversary to those who celebrate
Arsenal@Arsenal
Goal for Bournemouth - scored by Scott 🔴 1-2 🔵 (74)
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Dont use the phone in your hand. It was created by a man. Go to your neighbor and gossip
Nickyy 😔@Replay_remix
Sanitary pad companies being owned by men will NEVER make sense to me
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🔴 WTF
It is said that the man could not pay a R200K alcohol bill in a bar while impressing ladies and he got busted, it's said he is an ANC councillor comrades, He's so rude to say the least 🤧🤧
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Since the last time united played a match, Liverpool has played 3 matches and lost all of them
Adika@Adikastakes
Is Man United still a football club or did FIFA extend their own international break? I can’t remember the last time Man United actually played a football match.
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Props to Jason Statham for really stepping out of his comfort zone with this one
DiscussingFilm@DiscussingFilm
First poster for ‘MUTINY’, a new action thriller starring Jason Statham. The film follows a man who is framed for the murder of his billionaire industrialist boss and must go on the run. In theaters on August 21.
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MkhuLuu Mkhize/Ndlovu 리트윗함
Erectile dysfunction > being Nigerian
Treazy@treazyblaq
A South African man will wake up with erectile dysfunction and blame a Nigerian.
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Men are expected to understand every nuance of female desire while women are allowed to dismiss male desire with one irritated sigh.
That imbalance is part of the problem.
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Dillon Brooks talking sh*t to Kevin Durant and IMMEDIATELY getting his ankles snatched got me IN TEARS 😂🤣
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The wife or daughter making breakfast at 4.30am for the same man is unpaid labor and slavery tho
chellseey@cheminichells
My sisters are on holiday in China, Mum is on a girls trip in Cyprus, I’m in Lagos and my dad whose money we spend is at home working 😂
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Wena o nale bo domkop nyana
Simon Sithole@Simon_Sithole20
The War in Iran is over❤️🙌 Thank you Donald Trump!!
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They hate condoms more than Men do
Bigg Gleectchie@gleesh
How do women decide who gets to crack raw
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Do these X dons watch football or stats?
AB⚕@AbsoluteBruno
We genuinely need to have a conversation about Yamal in big games
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“Iran begged for this ceasefire”
Again, thank God for the internet. These clowns would have distorted reality.
Fox News@FoxNews
BREAKING: "Iran begged for this ceasefire, and we all know it." "The world's leading state sponsor of terrorism proved utterly incapable of defending itself, its people, or its territory." - Secretary of War Pete Hegseth
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