Karah

Me sensing an opportunity to randomly sing a song mid conversation based off words you said

The 9-5 experience is leaving work tired, getting home tired, sleeping tired, then waking up tired to go back to work.

My oil painting of an Uncrustable

Twizzlers taste like as if someone was vaguely thinking of cherries whilst melting plastic bags into a pasta noodle press

the three branches of government are tj maxx, marshalls, and homegoods

Thrilled to announce I’m not ready to go back to work on Monday:

how did my dad work for 4 decades man I've done 3 years and I want to kms

i’m a cheap date btw

me this summer because i can’t stop eating 😭😭

sneaking therapy tips into conversation with my mom like how u give a dog a pill wrapped in cheese slice

Remember when they used to tell us not to run the water while brushing our teeth because it's wasteful? remember? Now they're data centers.

Only a mom can wake up every 2-3 hrs to feed her baby and continue her day like she got a full night of sleep

realizing every job is either 8 hours of getting exposed to cancer causing chemicals or 8 hours of staring at a microsoft excel sheet

GIRL TO GIRL , it's actually very important to have your first child with a man who is also having his first child .

Live footage of the cruise ship kitchen before the Hantavirus

can we normalize having more concerts on weekends already like why is almost every concert i want to attend when i work

I wanna know what show started the 8 episode trend. The worst shit ever. If you want to tell us a really good story maybe try and do more than 8 episodes a season.

When I die, please cover my casket in my sticker collection that I bought but could never commit to applying on things

and for the lady, perhaps a deep cleaned house, cancelled plans, a new series to watch, and zero human interaction?

I can’t believe we used to throw toilet paper and eggs at houses and now we can’t afford toilet paper, eggs or a house.