Edison Carter 𓅃

Crazy how much of god’s plan for me involves jerking off alone in my room

What's happened in Lebanon over the past week is categorically worse than Oct 7 and if you say this most people will, at best, shrug or look at you like you're speaking another language

I need an older, worse car

Existence comes very naturally to me. I've been existing for as long as I can remember. If I ever stop existing, then that's not me, that's something else that isn't.

BREAKING: ISRAEL STILL BOMBING LEBANON THIS TIME TOUL & JIBCHIT ISRAEL CONTINUE TO BREAK CEASEFIRE

The loss of jobs at the burned warehouse is also Kimberly-Clark’s fault.

Artemis II is a great reminder that we still don’t need Elon for literally anything.

Google, which owns YouTube, is worth $3.84 trillion dollars. PURE GREED

If you try to tell this story to friends they will think you are insane

Should have paid them enough to live

One of the most evil concepts I can think of is the overdraft fee.

Apple is closing down the first of its US stores to unionize. Apple says that because of the collective bargaining agreement with these workers, they "couldn’t offer to transfer them to nearby locations.” The union is outraged, and exploring options to hold Apple accountable.

**ORACLE'S 30,000-PERSON EMAIL MASSACRE IS THE MOST PSYCHOTIC THING I'VE EVER SEEN IN TECH** March 31st, 6 AM Pacific. Mass termination emails hit inboxes from "Oracle Leadership" No warning. No manager conversation. No HR call. Just a five-line death sentence. 30,000 people. 18% of their entire workforce. Gone before their morning coffee. Badge access cut within minutes. Can't even grab your fucking laptop charger. Meanwhile Larry Ellison personally netted $47 billion this year and Oracle just posted a 95% profit increase to $6.13 billion I'm hearing they're freeing up $10 billion in cash flow for more GPU clusters Sources saying they filed 3,126 H-1B applications THE SAME WEEK they executed 30,000 Americans The email subject line was "Workforce Optimization Initiative" Translation: "We're replacing you with workers who cost 80% less" This isn't a layoff. This is corporate ethnic cleansing of American tech workers. They spent more on executive bonuses last quarter than these 30,000 people made in salaries If your company just mentioned "operational efficiency" in their last all-hands, start interviewing tonight Oracle just showed every CEO in America exactly how to execute a mass replacement program Your job isn't safe. Your company isn't different. Your CEO is taking notes.

one major reason i burnt out of working in politics in my early 20s is because of how much sexual harassment I experienced, mostly from incumbent politicians who had been in power for decades. When I finally reported one particularly bad incident to my bosses, they apologized and took me off the campaign, but didn’t drop the politician as a client. I quit shortly after. The industry of politics has always existed in a culture of pervasive abuse, much like the wider world surrounding it. A man who lost a civil rape trial, is named thousands of times in the Epstein files, and has dozens of allegations against him sits in the oval office. A man who sexually harassed 13 women and then engaged in illegal retaliation against his victims just ran for mayor of NYC last year. Anyone inclined to believe Eric Swalwell and dismiss the credible allegations against him is at best, in denial of the reality of endemic abuse, and at worst, intentionally complicit in protecting Swalwell from accountability

me: we have to bar the door. the king’s guard will be here any moment, we can’t let them find you. If they do…i…I can’t lose you. the ork ive been raising as my son: gorgutz…was…bad? me: of course not gorgutz

It’s so cool that the pope can’t stop tweeting about how much God hates the American government

landlords are enemies of culture, enemies of beauty, enemies of prosperity. they casually destroy lives and neighborhoods. if la is in a death spiral its being driven by the bottomless greed of landlords.

There are 2 pounds of copper wire and 3g of gold in every Flock camera, pass it on.

BREAKING: Just one day after an underpaid worker set a warehouse on fire in Ontario, California, another man tried to set the Ontario Mills Mall on fire. This is what happens to a capitalist society that allows the rich to hoard everything as the masses struggle just to survive.