Lord Bone

2024 2026

I Dey always Dey beg God Game wey go give me millions cashout,make e play overnight, Let me wake up to boom because i don’t think i can endure 1m cash out and leave it Naaaaaa.

Farted in my car on a check point queue and the police decided to stop me, asked me to wind down and he brought his head inside. I’m not sure he’s going to recover from what he smelt for a while. Even me I couldn’t even believe what I perceived from myself. My bad

meanwhile, with everything wey dey ground, some people still dey give ifitness money.

Chill please 😭I haven’t had sex on a yacht.😩

Don’t you think it’s weird that goals in friendlies count for international stats but not for club stats?

Did you know Manchester United holds a better Head to Head record than any other club in English football? No football club in England have beaten Manchester United more than Manchester United have beaten them. Take mic 🎤 if I’m lying 😂

Btw…. Tinubu shared his plans,visions with one actress. Maybe she should pity us and share some with us

For anyone who doesn’t know, here are the Big 4 accounting firms: 1. Deloitte 2. PricewaterhouseCoopers (PwC) 3. Ernst & Young (EY) 4. KPMG They’re global firms with active offices in Nigeria. Now, for the Big 5 law firms in Nigeria, we have: 1. Udo Udoma & Belo-Osagie (UUBO) 2. Banwo & Ighodalo 3. Aluko & Oyebode 4. Templars 5. Olaniwun Ajayi LP Unlike the Big 4 in accounting, the “Big 5” label isn’t formally standardized in Nigeria’s legal space. However, these firms are widely regarded as the top-tier players in commercial law. You’ll also sometimes see G. Elias & Co. included, depending on the ranking criteria. If helpful, I can put together a list of top commercial law firms in Nigeria, with their HR emails. Just let me know in the comments, and I’ll get on it.

I just finished shouting at NNPC. They removed a whole 900 for keg when I sent my brother to buy fuel, went back there to block their exit and collect my complete fuel. Make nobody annoy me pass this one.

Salah never even reached ballon d'or top 2, whereas Ronaldo did it three years in a row (2007, 2008,2009) while playing in EPL. He was never outside of ballon top 2 in any of those years, even neymar couldn’t reached that in his whole career Do you understand how insane it is?

Because it is not their money. N10billion is like N100k to them. We underestimate how much these people have stolen from this country.

How tf we supposed to know they’re temporary???

‘You’re tweeting this all the way from Croatia’ Yes you bastard I am . Every retarded policy your president makes affects me or my family members back home ( exchange rate and stuff) but you won’t understand this because you’re a fool .

🇳🇬 Nigeria Fuel Prices Since Democracy ⛽️ ⛽️ 1999 → ₦20/L ⛽️ 2003 → ₦42/L ⛽️ 2007 → ₦65/L ⛽️ 2011 → ₦97/L ⛽️ 2015 → ₦145/L ⛽️ 2019 → ₦144/L ⛽️ 2023 → ₦620/L ⛽️ 2026 → ~₦1,300/L ⛽️ 2027 → ~₦2….Show more

28th of February - N20,000 25th of March - N90,000 Same commodity; same weight. Barely a month apart.

God please put me on

When you cum, na you go kneel down beg that rain to stop…