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I love that we’re the new Rome. Peace with Persia in the afternoon and a gladiator fight in the evening, all on the Emperor’s birthday. Another 1,000 years.

Raw onions are healthy. Why do your creations all need a sweet starchy goo to give them any taste.

Like you legitimately just don't like gaming and that's OK but don't say you're a fan of gaming

1. not everyone can run the game due to not having specs or a console 2. not everyone can afford to buy lots of games 3. simply not wanting to. some of us genuinely enjoy watching videos of other ppl playing and that’s okay

ITS A GAME ITS MEANT TO BE PLAYED. WHY ARE YOU WATCHING A PLAYTHROUGH OF IT INSTEAD OF PLAYING THE GAME

Yes poor people would just pirate the newest ps5 game onto the gaming pc powerful enough to do so that all poor people definitely have

Meanwhile, in America:

we're going to see unprecedented levels of teens playing on the street this summer, followed by unprecedented levels of curtain-twitchers posting photographs of teens on facebook going "WHOS KIDS R THESE. WHY ARE THEY OUTSIDE MY HOUSE. I HAVE NOTIFIED THE POLICE"

guess im no longer a fan of until dawn after it being my favorite game for years and watching tons of different gameplays just because I can’t afford it, okay

Homosexual intercourse was criminalized in Fascist Italy

If Pokémon were real you'd get some real heaters of this genre of video. Family releasing their Rattata into the wild only for it to be thrown 500 ft into the sky by a Hurricane and snatched midair by a Pidgeotto