Kaj Johansen

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Kaj Johansen

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가입일 Ağustos 2014
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henry
henry@henry5839201746·
gandalf the gray and gandalf the white and monty python and the holy grail's black knight and benito mussolini and the blue meanie and cowboy curtis and jambi the genie and robocop, terminator, captain kirk, darth vader, lo pan, superman, every single power ranger, bill s preston and theodore logan, spock, the rock, dock ock and hulk hogan finally got his cowboy ass😭😔
TMZ@TMZ

🕊️ Chuck Norris has died at 86. tmz.me/N3EVxQe

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Sophia ❣️
Sophia ❣️@KeruboSk·
Millennials are the elite generation because they cranked out 12-page essays the night before they were due. No ChatGPT. No Claude. Just lo-fi beats playing in the background, Black coffee at midnight, footnotes that were somehow correct, and pure delusion. Grade was an A minus. Period.
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WeRateDogs
WeRateDogs@dog_rates·
This is Fidèle. He's the most photographed dog in the world. He napped on that windowsill over the Groenerei canal in Bruges for over a decade. Tour boats paused so visitors could take photos of Fidèle. He passed away in 2016, but not before making millions of people smile. 14/10
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Mackenzie Gray
Mackenzie Gray@Gray_Mackenzie·
BC Premier David Eby says Alberta separatists meeting with the Trump administration amounts to “treason” #cdnpoli
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Thomas Massie
Thomas Massie@RepThomasMassie·
Selling stolen oil and putting billions of dollars in a bank in Qatar to be spent without Congressional approval is not Constitutional. Only Congress can appropriate money. The President can’t legally create a second Treasury overseas for his own piggy bank. Wake up Congress.
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Joe Fae Glesga
Joe Fae Glesga@joe_yer99·
Greenland trolling the US.
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Kristi Yamaguccimane
Kristi Yamaguccimane@TheWapplehouse·
People yelled at me for this
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Sen. Cory Booker@SenBooker

Today I’m taking action to bring accountability to federal law enforcement like ICE. New legislation I’m announcing will require ICE to adopt rigorous training hiring standards, and for their agents to wear body cameras. These are best practices used by aw enforcement agencies use across our country. We need to bring transparency and accountability to ICE in order to make Americans safer.

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Larry the Cat
Larry the Cat@Number10cat·
I'm not saying Trump is a Russian asset, just that I can't think of anything he'd be doing differently if he were.
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jourdain searles
jourdain searles@judysquirrels·
great. how do I turn it off?
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The Halfway Post
The Halfway Post@HalfwayPost·
BREAKING: Top ICE officials are reportedly worried that regular citizens will start using the Minneapolis rationale for self-defense and shoot at every ICE vehicle that drives toward them while claiming they “feared for their lives,” and angry juries will let them off.
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redhead ophelia 🇺🇦🏳️‍🌈
redhead ophelia 🇺🇦🏳️‍🌈@redhead_ophelia·
“If someone tells you it's raining and another tells you it's dry, it's not your job to quote them both. It's your job to look out the fucking window and find out which is true” Fuck you, Associated Press, for siding with the fascism.
The Associated Press@AP

BREAKING: An ICE agent fatally shot a woman accused of trying to run over officers with her car during an immigration crackdown in Minneapolis. apnews.com/article/minnes…

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Christopher Moore
Christopher Moore@TheAuthorGuy·
SAFETY: JD Vance:“Denmark hasn’t done a good job at keeping Greenland safe.” Time since Denmark has protected Greenland without an invasion 1100 years Time since J.D. Vance's 5 hours stormtroopers murdered an American
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