JB

My husband is so cheap whenever he needs a cab he walks into the nearest Pizza joint, orders delivery and jumps in the car for a ride home.

I just got caesar salad dressing in my eye, and screamed "PIZZA WOULDN'T DO THAT!" in a crowded restaurant.

Bad things happen to bad men if you make them happen.

Prove it.

Gotta love a 50 year old man with died hair and sunglasses talking about 40 year old women desperate for attention.

Romeo and Juliet met on line in a Kik room but ended tragically when Juliet realized Romeo had more then one Twitter Crush.

Adulthood is just an endless cycle of "I need to make it through this week" every week.

If whatever doesn't kill me makes me stronger, than I have to be close to having superpowers by now.

@hodiqynosyna I'm back at the University full time! It really IS a kick...and a couple of left hooks as well! See you soon!

@Thejamiebee Today we launch a @DatingEvolution! Check out LiveDatingAdvice.com for details! #DatingEvolution PLS retweet and share!

Bobbi Kristina Brown's cousin wants us to hashtag a prayer for her. If that isn't some ghetto bullshit I don't know what is.

Every time I get lonely I remind myself that some of you have podcasts.

Laundry day in the hood

@Anonv3ngeance @Anonchimp @incognitusanon @anon99percenter @PAanonymous pastebin.com/r85HuQcQ #takedownjulienblanc

@OpFuckRacism they don't make it easy. Btw - buzzfeed.com/tasneemnashrul…

Misogyny is not funny. Ever.

Hahaha - funny to see you gettin heated over shit you're responsible for @KILLOGSemaj