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I laughed during sex.
I was dating this cute but pint sized guy at the time and everything was going really well. No issues, no red flags… he always did everything right and I actually liked him.
So the day we finally decided to do the do, I was even excited.
Everything was going fine… until mid-way into his thrusts, I think he got carried away and started saying something.
At first I didn’t hear him properly, thought he was just moaning.
Then he said it again.
“Tell me I’m more than 10.”
I paused.
Because… what??
Before I could even process it, he said it again.
“Say I’m more than 10.”
And I don’t know what came over me, but I just burst out laughing.
Like uncontrollable laughter.
I tried to stop, I really did. But it just made it worse.
He immediately got limp, got off, and that was it.
He wouldn't talk to me. Even though i tried to apologise.
Eventually I got tired of trying to appease him, I just quietly put myself together, picked my stuff and left.
We never spoke again.
Till today, I still don’t know what he meant… more than 10 what??
Step 1. Be Bitcoin Baddies
Step 2. Extort crypto simps until the well is dry
Step 3. Launch a coin, rug it, then claim you were “just the marketer” and had nothing to do with it
Step 4. Disappear and live off the funds from the rug and remaining simp money
Step 5. Come back bible thumping asking for “love offerings” as your final boss grift
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