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“I would love to get to know you”

Dating someone who doesnt watch sports is a big fuck no for me...

THIS GIF LMFAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

me after I sang the wrong lyrics out loud

Just watched a nigga make half a million from gambling in 3 days and you think ima stop? Lmao cut it out

Quando a festa é na sua casa e ninguém vai embora:

Sports betting 🫣

The day that HR lay for +10282737 odds hit I’m retiring

se você não tem paciência pra fazer skincare, faz esse favor pra sua pele e usa pelo menos isso. só isso mesmo

Me after betting on MLB these past weeks

Me when the DJ goes on a hot streak of playing my shit

when you finally do your laundry and all your top-tiers clothes are back

me whenever a camera is pointed towards me

when you wake up thinking it's few minutes before your alarm goes off but it's actually the middle of the night

me: “i need to be more social” also me when i step outside:

plan a: millionaire plan b: billionaire

me seeing a rejection email 5 minutes after applying that says “after careful consideration”

Me pretending this is my first time hearing the tea because I can't expose my source

“you’ve gained so much weight”

When we're having fun and someone brings out a board game.