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Ruto has no shame Wallahi!

Kuna mhindi flani pale mombasa alisema ati lookie na Traction control off ni mwoga 😂😂 Saa hii anatiii kaaa fucken

Foreign Affairs PS being schooled by a whole consulate of a country based in his own country is such an embarrassing thing and proper diplomatic gaffe. These positions really were given to dumbasses.

You mean 5 Billion was used to construct the Ngong-Suswa road?👀👀 hio barabara inakaa carpet and already ishaanza kua na potholes? In the next few months tutaona contractor amerudi kufanya re-carpeting. That route has amazing views but it's some shoddy job

Most millenials don't know how to drive, and the ones you see never went to a driving school. During our time you'd be given a choice between computer and driving after form four. Many chose computer.

UPDATE: Mohamed Jaffer is reportedly still in India, and detectives are waiting for him to arrive in the country so they can record his statement over the fuel scandal. His sons Mutara Mohamed Jaffer, Ali Abbas Jaffer and Mohamed Husein Jaffer have already been grilled and have recorded statements with investigators.

Iran has finally agreed to reopen the Strait of Hormuz for 2 weeks as part of a ceasefire. This has pushed oil prices down sharply, dropping about 13–16% after hitting recent highs

Kama hujamove karibu na mahali unafanya kazi do so. Oil crisis inakuja apa mbele fare zitakua triple. Utakua unatoka CBD adi kitengela na KES.350 , 2L cooking oil itatoka KES.600 adi KES.1800. Afadhali sai natembea kwenda kazi I'll be safe before ripple effect inifikie 😂😂

Kiambu County has shown KRA dust. KRA audited the county. And found the county was collecting serious money from: - Parking fees - Business licenses - Market fees - Renting stalls - Renting stadia - And other county fees Then KRA asked: - Where is our VAT? - If you charge 10,000 for stalls - You should have added 16% VAT So Kiamburians should have paid: 11,600 And the extra 1,600 goes to KRA. But Kiambu did not charge VAT. So KRA became dramatic and said: - No problem. You'll give us that VAT from your own county coffers. It is at that moment that, Gov Wamatangi knew hii si mchezo. He ran to court. He argued: - The county is not a business entity. - It is a government unit performing public functions - It does not operate for profit - The county fees charged are already a form of tax - Charging VAT on them is double taxation - It is illegal The court agreed. And KRA’s VAT demand was set aside. This is a big precedent. It means: - County services should not be inflated by VAT. - Public services are not businesses to charge 16% VAT.

99% of ODM MPs were voted because Baba vouched for them . Baba's absence is surely going to send the majority home including the party chairperson.

"Is it not by my power and might that I have conqured," Those words made Nebuchadnezzar eat grass for SEVEN years PRIDE. HUBRIS Glado, do you remember when you misplaced your phone at a funeral this year? Hii 2026, Bas! Tea zako comes from that phone Sweetest part, kesho!

In today's protocol at Hon David Kiaraho's Funeral Service, they have omitted the entire opposition. From the political side, the address will be given by King'ei, his deputy, Aaron Cheruiyot, Junet Mohammed, Kimani Ichung'wa, Governor Kiarie Badilisha, Musalia, Amason Kingi, and Moses Wetangula. I'm told that they even moved the venue from the Ol Kalou Stadium (fenced) to a few kilometres away (Nyandarua University Grounds which is somewhat open). Wrong move! There will be a massive organic walk out that will actually give birth to opposition rallies in the nearby towns. Ni mbaya!!

Some men still live in rental houses because everyone depends on them back at home. Most of them cannot afford even to buy a car because their salaries feed and educate their siblings. Some are still single because they can’t afford to feed another mouth leave alone buying her a latest trends. So today is dedicated to men who wake up daily so that their parents, siblings ,and children are taken care of . God bless you gents , you might be a failure to some with high expectations on the streets but a hero to your families and that’s what matters the most. May you never lack even in this trying moments. To the responsible men we know, here’s to you. We appreciate you even if we don’t say it often. 🥂❤️

Very soon I might decide to go very hard on Fikirini Jacobs and Salim Mvurya. And let me warn Fikirini that Ababu Namwamba, the former CS sports was Ruto's best friend. Hii message iwafikie na mapema! And I have arsenals that can definitely cause some political drama! That skater dude's predicament are still haunting me!

Mishaps are part of the journey, and it’s often through them that legends are born and nurtured. I’m incredibly proud of this young lad who, despite taking a topple, showed true racing spirit. Watching people celebrate him was inspiring and sparked a bigger idea in my mind which is, creating an open kids’ day where young ones can come, learn a thing or two about cars, and see firsthand what really happens in a garage. I truly believe many kids in this generation are more hands-on than classroom-bound, and they thrive when given the chance to explore and create. In time, I look forward to inviting you and your children to such workshop sessions at @PrecisionAutoKE . Congratulations to the young driver and your bravery and passion are already setting you on a great path. Also not forgetting, special thanks to the @mud4fun_ke team for fast response to recover the car.

This is Raymond Tonui, a KDF soldier who came through for the community at Saruchat, Bomet County. After 13 days of a painful and unsuccessful search for the body of Philemon, who had drowned two weeks earlier, Raymond was informed of the situation. Without hesitation, he stepped in, dived into the water, and within hours, the body was finally found. His courage, selflessness, and dedication brought closure to a grieving family and the entire community. We salute you, Raymond Tonui. Your bravery will not be forgotten. God bless you 🙏

Stanbic bank devs huwa wako south Africa, pale ni if it works dont touch it, UI huwa ya 1971, huko you can tell the website was done in adobe dreamweaver almost everyweekend kuna message ya maintenance, fanya makosa kidogo utakua kwa shida sana bila funds but it works , this is the most abusive relationship I am in right now, wacha niendelee kutafuta ID nikareplace password

Women asleep?? Gents, a simple life hack. Spot a thick babe, any color of your choice, hit on her. They are easy targets. Once she's yours, bully her till she unfats. Gym daily. One of the best bargains you'll ever make. Don't settle for finished products, mould your own.

Inalingana ni nyumba gani unaitwa, food gani unapikiwa, na ni nani anakuita. Kama nakuita Jalen Heights opposite Spur Mall hapa Kimbo in my executive 1 Bedroom that I pay over $140 a month, na nakuita nikupikie a Grilled Honey Mustard Chicken (Kienyeji) using the latest VON Cooker, while we sip our favorite drink Hennessy 🥃 tukiongea about how I'm going to buy Mercedes AMG C 63 S in the next quarter, imagine utakimbia mbio ndoukuje. Anyway, just find someone that loves you ndo ukimuita ata ukiwa kwa your dingy single room in Kawangware or Pipeline anakuja mbio without any slight hesitation.

The quality difference between the two champions league games tonight is crazy