The Mullet
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The Mullet
@_CaptainMullet_
No Mullet Will Be Disrespected Or Forgotten!


Telling everyone how impressive my first gay bareback orgy was

President Trump says he hasn’t lost a single supporter from his MAGA base, as CNN has confirmed in a poll that 100% of his supporters support everything he does. “MAGA loves what I’m doing.”


Whether it happens 6 hours from now, 6 days from now, 6 weeks from now, 6 months from now, or 6 years from now, it will be one of the largest worldwide celebrations in the history of the human race.

I assumed this was a fake, it isn’t. Wild.

@gtconway3d Trump is untouchable thanks to the Supreme Court. Change my mind.


President Trump: “Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one, in Iran. There will be nothing like it!!! Open the Fuckin’ Strait, you crazy bastards, or you’ll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah. President DONALD J. TRUMP”

NEW: On The Axios Show, @JimVandeHei asks Jamie Dimon why CEOs are “chickenshit” to speak out on politics. “I get asked ... by all my Democratic friends — ‘You got to say something.’ I said, ‘You didn't ask me to say something every time I didn't agree with Biden or Obama.’”













