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🚨🚨🚨: Elle se bat contre une tumeur grave à l’œil et doit subir une opération urgente. Il manque 320 000 F. Chaque contribution compte — aidez-nous, s’il vous plaît 🤲🏿 Wave : 781164005 (Papa Alioune Dieye) — Orange Money : 782099603

Odeio lavar o cabelo. Amo quando o cabelo está lavado. Odeio trocar os lençóis. Amo dormir em lençóis limpos. Odeio trocar o saco do lixo. Amo uma lixeira vazia. A vida adulta parece um golpe onde você precisa fazer coisas que odeia para ter coisas que ama.

Un niño con síndrome de Down muestra su agradecimiento a la fisioterapeuta que le ayuda a ponerse los calcetines dándole un beso

"let's hire someone younger, so they know how to use technology" *Me trying to delete a blank page in word document:

I love my mother But I don't want to be like her. I love my father. But I don't want a husband like him. I loved my childhood. But I don't want my children to grow up the way I did.

I wonder how fed up someone had to be to make deodorant

Imagine being in a kidnappers' den, thinking your husband is trying his best to get you out, only to find he’s busy marrying a second wife because he believes that since bandits have taken advantage of you, you’re no longer of use to him. This life!

You see how all the men are laughing ?… so when we say “Not all men,but all men” this is exactly what we mean.

Letting 'repentant bandits' back into society while thousands of their victims are still traumatized is a slap in the face to the victims, their families, and Nigerians as a whole.

My financial life don dey rage bait me already make nobody try whine me this period abeg

Nigga I thought the cup was blasting off

when he occasionally asks “how is mum?” and not “how is your mum?”

El único violador que no vuelve a violar es el muerto

Raise your hands if you support that a “free trial” shouldn’t need ur debit card information ℹ️

Using face ID in the morning be like:

how it feels to find a new obsession that distracts me from my miserable life

Sevgili algoritma, bu tweet'i hayatı çok yakında gerçekten güzel olacak insanlara göster.

me after i sang the wrong lyrics out loud

Hey, So RAPE IS NOT FUNNY. Doesn’t matter the gender. Stop creating jokes and dark humour around it. It’s not funny