Celine Kichwen

the WORK me, the HOUSE me, & the OUTSIDE me are 3 completely different people. we all look different 😂

'Kiasi nitakupigia' alafu unakumbuka after 2 weeks.

Mimi mambo ya marriage siwezi ongelea juu hata a mere relationship imenishinda.

Going for your lunch break at 2-3PM instead of 1-2PM>>>>>>

I track my packages soon as I hit confirm payment😭

ideally my husband will be a massive nerd who likes kissing me a lot

wait, so Mordecai Dex is part of hart the band, kodong klan, and an independent artist? out here moving like an avocado

Na ukikubali mwanaume sio clingy na hajui kupika shauri yako.

holding your boobs for emotional support>>>

can’t even complain about having big boobs bc people will find a way to make it a competition on who has it worse

Concerts and traveling are my favorite things to do 😭😭😭

Corporate Hack 102: Listen to the tea, but never pour it.

I was made for a smart man. That’s the only way I’m interested, critical thinking, sharp on your feet, all of the things…

Kilimall will tell you your package is coming in 5 days, then deliver it the next day. These are the only kind of lies I need in my life

Solo traveling made me smarter and more confident in myself. It also taught me discernment, like immediately. Soon as I hit that foriegn airport, my intuition was on 1000 percent. Nothing taught me to trust my gut fully like traveling alone.

when my acne from my last period starts clearing up a bit but now acne from this period is starting

how it feels rewatching a show after a while and realizing you forgot the entire storyline so every episode feels brand new

they actually don’t want to make clothes that fit and work for your body when you have big boobs

Taking a full day to just bed rot is also a form of self care 😌

nobody hates big boobs as much as the owner