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We literally did everything they told us to do & then they changed the rules..

WVU has announced an entire athletic year dedicated to the “The Logo” Jerry West • All 18 varsity teams will have a commemorative logo on some gear • MBB will honor West’s legacy for a future Big 12 game “The men's basketball team will also wear Jerry West era throwback uniforms in the selected game similar to those worn in 2004… No. 44 will also adorn the sidelines of the Coliseum court for the 2024-25 season.”

does anybody know what i want for dinner

“You let your pets sleep with you?” Sir, I would let my animals represent me in a court of law.

if miley doesn’t open the 2028 olympics with Party in the USA, i will riot. like all the olympians will quite literally be hopping off the plane at LAX with a dream

was trying to get my 2yo to nap on vacation, so i offered her a cheddar square to nibble on and said “let’s lie down on our cot and read a book in the nice quiet darkness together.” since then she has been asking to “eat cheese in the darkness”

Starting a podcast called “What Is Your Job?” where I ask people I’ve know for years what they do for work, actually

when you are a retired party girl you still have some of that party girl in you. Like no I do not go out 3xs a week anymore but when I make that special appearance the feral rat awakens like an ancient beast

jesus christ google yes you can have my location. i’m literally just checking the spelling of a word but by all means, sure, know exactly where I am. freak

I often see a woman in the park picking dandelions. I found out today she picks them for her 32 yo tortoise, Stanley, that her late husband bought her as a 17th wedding anniversary gift (the traditional gift for 17 yrs is shells) as she’d wanted a tortoise since she was a child.

Joe Mazzulla (35) becomes the youngest head coach to win the NBA Finals since Bill Russell (34) in 1969

Joe Mazzulla's improbable coaching career now includes being the youngest head coach to win an NBA championship in 56 years and getting the Celtics their record 18th. For a Rhode Island native, this has to be a dream come true. The Joe Mazzulla story has to become a movie.

He’s a WORLD champion and he’s one of us! Congrats Joe. You’ve made Mountaineers all over the world very proud. #HailWV

One of those leashes parents use for kids but it’s to make sure my friend doesn’t leave me alone at a party

sometimes your wife is “baby” (needs u to pick up something from the store) sometimes your wife is “big dog” (gives u a cig 4 beers deep)

How can you tell me that 95% of the ocean is unexplored and you know for a FACT that megalodon sharks are extinct?!?! Nope that thang is alive and well down there. I bet there’s freaking dinosaurs down there. The ocean is literally monster soup you cannot convince me otherwise

The greatest Mountaineer of all time. Rest in peace, legend. #WVU #HailWV #TheLogo

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