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World Cup officially starts with Argentina’s match 😑

“Rudeness is the weak man's imitation of strength.” ― Eric Hoffer

Watching Morocco move the ball so fast with accuracy, urgency, intelligence and fluidity against Brazil last night and I remember some people suggesting NPFL players for Éric Chelle, I just burst laugh inside house. Check Morocco's squad, only two players are from their league and they're both goalkeepers - one 30 and the other 37 years old, and their league is 10x better than the NPFL. Éric Chelle should not pay attention to anybody! Build your squad the way you want it!!!

Avoid the false dopamine hit of telling your goals to others.

Starting is literally the hardest part. You have no momentum. Everybody is posting their wins. You feel left behind. This is when most ignore your feelings. Just brute force yourself into getting the ball rolling. Then it gets easier to push.

Once you're kidnapped and you have access to your phone, don't panic. Don't call the police. Go to twitter, insult the President, the and the Chief of Army Staff. Make sure you write their full names in the insult. Within 3 to 6 hours the Army and the police will locate you.

Hope doesn't change your life. Habits do.

I realized you get further obsessing on your small daily actions than your potential big plans.

One day aku bakal hidup tanpa perlu ada di survival mode lagi. aamiin

I don't know if it is the way Nigerian pastors preach faith that is the problem with Nigerians. Don't squander your money paying rent in a place you cannot afford when you can comfortably afford where you are. After paying the first year rent, would you now be banking on faith to pay every other year? Rent should not be paid by reckless faith. Plan your finances responsibly. There are other bills outside rent.

Dating a woman who gets excited like a kid every time she’s around you is one of the best decisions a man can make. She’ll treat you better.

American: So there are terrorists causing problems in your country, right? Nigerian: Yes. American: That's terrible. Is the government at least doing something about it? Nigerian: Well, our president addressed the issue. American: Oh. What did he say? Nigerian: He spoke about the law of lawf in the holy book American: ...The law of love? Nigerian: I guess American: Okay. Did you send the military after them? Nigerian: Hmm... at times. American: What do you mean "at times"? Nigerian: Sometimes we've heard the military went after them. In some cases, the terrorists ended up killing military personnel. American: Wait. They killed your soldiers? Nigerian: Yes. American: Okay, so then your government retaliated and finished them off, right? Nigerian: Mm... nah. American: What do you mean "nah"? Nigerian: Well, our president also gave an example from the Bible about the prodigal son on how we should accept them with love. American: Hold on. The prodigal son? Nigerian: Yes. American: I'm confused. So you're telling me terrorists killed military personnel, and the response was a Bible lesson? Nigerian: Something like that. American: So you guys aren't doing anything? Nigerian: No, no. We're doing something. American: Okay. What are you doing? Nigerian: We're rehabilitating the ones we catch. American: You're... rehabilitating them? Nigerian: Yes. American: Not prosecuting them? Nigerian: Not according to our president, no. American: WTF WTF WTF Nigerian: I never even tell you anything, you don dey cry

“naija no dey carry last” very stupid lie, we dey last for everything in this life!

no underrate anybody. no overrate anybody. just rate.

Russia that is acclaimed to be the bad guys, hosted World Cup without any problem. The accuser of the brethren is hosting the worst World Cup ever.

Nigeria is the only place where a politician can fail spectacularly and still have supporters explaining why the failure is actually a success. Such idiocy must end in 2027. #TinubuMustGo

The last time I was in Lagos I paid to enter a beach in Lekki. Not a resort. Not a water park. A beach. Sand. Water. A coastline that existed long before any of us were born. Someone bought it. Fenced it. Put a gate on it. Now you pay to touch the ocean. What kind of government sells its people access to nature? Happy Democracy Day. 🇳🇬

ambition 🏅 @Zttwshop

Please get addicted to thinking everything will always work out for you.

My favorite @elonmusk quote that I often send friends: Do not fear losing. “You will lose,” Musk says. “It will hurt the first fifty times. When you get used to losing, you will play each game with less emotion.” You will be more fearless, take more risks.