Baconsale

It's one battle after another trying to win the Baconsale Oscar ballot contest, and it's exhausting. But at least Joel is content with his new robe. 😎

@Baconsale Tier 1 Nutter 🧈s Nutty Buddies 🎪🦒🐘🐅 Grasshoppers Nilla Wafers Royal Dansk Tim Tams Tier 2 Milano Fudgestripes ELFudge FamousAmos LornaDune Oreos Pecansandies Tier 3 🥥 dreams Fig Newtons 🌙 🥧 Cream🥧 Chips ahoy Sugar wafers Never had Tate’s Bake Shop

@Baconsale I'm not sure why but I've been craving cookies all day. I wanted to play along but it's been too long sine I've eaten most of these. I'm going to have to go to the grocery store when I get off work.

Chips Ahoy! On this episode of Baconsale, we’re chewin’ (Oreo, rather, crunchin’) a bunch of store-brand cookies. How did your favorite snacks stack up against the rest? Baconsale Episode 540: T is for Tiering Cookies baconsale.com/2026/03/30/bac…

Today is your last chance to take the pre-quiz for our anniversary show! The Google form will close at midnight. You have been warned.

"Canada is closer to Texas than Barbados." -@ZackeryWestern #BaconsaleQuotes Episode 539: The Greatest 2010s Pop Artist (Tournament Finals) baconsale.com/2026/03/23/bac…

@marly_sunshine @teddyswenson

@Baconsale @teddyswenson I mean, I'll fill it out, but I'm always terrible at it.

Do you think you have the tools it takes to beat Taylor and be the next Listener of Baconsale? Let's find out! Take our pop culture pre-quiz for a chance to join us for our upcoming anniversary episode! forms.gle/qot6pgq3oingfJ…

@Baconsale It would have to double stuffed. Regular EL Fudge cookies are trash. Same thing with Oreos. Double stuff or bigger. Can’t eat regular Oreos.

Monday Episode Teaser Question: When you eat a Keebler E.L. Fudge cookie, which side do you bite first? (poll in thread)

"What happens in Toronto stays in Toronto." -@786Joel #BaconsaleQuotes Episode 539: The Greatest 2010s Pop Artist (Tournament Finals) baconsale.com/2026/03/23/bac…

@i_Ryyzan2112 @teddyswenson You're not a loser in our eyes, Ryan!

@Baconsale @teddyswenson Thanks for the opportunity. When do i find out that I'm a loser for the 11th year in a row?

"Hockey cool, Panthers bad." -@ZackeryWestern #BaconsaleQuotes Episode 539: The Greatest 2010s Pop Artist (Tournament Finals) baconsale.com/2026/03/23/bac…

"I hardly knew Ye." -@Kenny3DD #BaconsaleQuotes Episode 539: The Greatest 2010s Pop Artist (Tournament Finals) baconsale.com/2026/03/23/bac…

This isn't a hard choice.

@Baconsale Is it already time to kick off your Listener championship?

Baconsale heard there's a new Girl Scout cookie in town, so now we have to compare it to the ones we ranked on Episode 529. Plus, we have a special annual announcement to make! Join us around 8:30 p.m. tonight on Facebook for a live, interactive video. facebook.com/BaconsalePodca…

@i_Ryyzan2112 Eh. That's probably the better choice. 😀

@Baconsale Oh bummer I'm seeing Project Hail Mary at that time.

"So, The Weeknd can't feel his face and Sia can't show her face." -@Kenny3DD #BaconsaleQuotes Episode 539: The Greatest 2010s Pop Artist (Tournament Finals) baconsale.com/2026/03/23/bac…