Ben Settle

in undergrad i was in a study group and they were talking about things to "heal their inner child". i really didn't get the whole premise i guess -- had too nice a childhood, ya know? they asked me what would "heal me" and i said "i've been obsessed with 911 turbos and big titties for as long as i can remember, if that counts." nobody said a thing. just silence for minutes as they awkwardly flipped through notes like i was the weird one for not being raped as a kid.

White people ONLY believe in the bible because they think(from brainwashing) that the people in it are "white"

🚨 Just now in Roseburg, Oregon a quiet, heavily conservative small town a woman planted herself on the roadside directly across from a busy Dutch Bros (teens working the counter) and a gas station full of customers. She was proudly waving two signs: “Trump f*cks kids” and “Eat shit, MAGA” When I walked over to ask her a few questions, she immediately bolted and ran off 😂 If you’re bold enough to hurl the vilest accusations at half the country on a public street, you should at least be brave enough to defend them for 30 seconds, right? She came to own the MAGA’s… then sprinted faster than a liberal at a balanced budget hearing. Peak “fight me bro” energy followed by Olympic-level nope. 😂

Satya on "where are the dollars to spend from AI going to come from" $MSFT (basically: everywhere).

This is her vaginal microbiome report. 100/100 score. Top 1% of all vaginas. Her sample is dominated by the single most protective bacterial species a vagina can host (Lactobacillus crispatus). Only about 25-30% of reproductive age women globally are L. crispatus-dominant, and “dominant” usually means above 50%. Kate is at 98.7%. The lab found nothing bad to report. (no gardnerella, Candida, STIs, opportunistic pathogens, aerobic vaginitis markers, etc.) This is linked to lower risk of BV, UTIs, yeast infections, HPV persistence, HSV-2 and HIV acquisition, preterm birth, and improved IVF outcomes. A vaginal microbiome is downstream of everything: sleep, glucose control, stress, gut health, sexual health, immune function, what you eat, and what you put in it.

Just gave Kate oral sex. Goodnight everyone.

We’ve officially reached the part of the timeline where war crimes are pitched like product features.

BREAKING: Elon Musk says in a U.S. court that humanity must choose whether artificial intelligence leads to a “Star Trek” future of abundance or a “Terminator” outcome where machines kill all us.

Today I asked an abortion advocate what her favorite method of abortion is.

Congratulations, feminists! You’ve succeeded in making women’s lives miserable. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

Bryan Johnson says a pelvic floor device made him wake up erect every morning "I bought this high frequency electromagnetic stimulation device, I sit on this little thing and it stimulates my pelvic floor" "Every time I woke up I was erect, this is what happened to me when I was 10, when you're 10 years old you're always erect"