bigpuma

Preparing to play the Dodgers tonight by eating a turkey drumstick in one hand and a jam donut in the other!

Sneaking in a beer or three before the game shhh don't tell Coop!

btw bitches call me Fat Elvis all you want but do any of y'all have 6 stolen bases so far this season? Yeah didnt think so...

see Coop I can drink before the game and still knock the stuffing out of the ball!

Raised my average some more last night. I am second in HR, AVG and RBI's in the majors now. Triple Crown, I got my eye on you!!

NL Player of the Week! W00t! That is just the beginning! I have my eyes set on more grand goals! *cough* MVP *cough*

Getting ready to wipe up some Giants pitching for the floor after I knock the crap out of their pitchers.

Dear Giants, You suck! KTHXBAI!

Base hit baby! Turkey leg time... Om nom nom nom...

Lost to the Pirates last night, but we traded for a guy named Wolf. I'm eating some Wolf Brand Chili in celebration.

Mike Hampton, huh? I remember that punk. Left after the year I was called up. He claimed I ate his turkey leg and ran away crying. I did.

Just needed a little more oomp El caballo! Just a little more!

Getting ready to tear up some Braves pitching tonight. Eating a bucket of chicken before the game to try and break this slump!!!

Tearing up some pitching for my new baby girl. Maybe my wife should pop one out a little more often!!