Daniel Starosta

Don't touch that, it's a load-bearing delusion.

we are the daughters of the monsters you could not mash

can you rangoon any other meats

i’m so jealous of her

I am your Psychiatrist . I am prescribe you some a baby horseshoe crabs for your troubles.

On X, Masaki Nobushiro posts a recurring (and useful) drawing about how people wrongly think a 1m tsunami is a cresting wave when it's actually a wall of water filled with dangerous and deadly debris that's strong enough to sweep up a car.

relax

Kaigyokusai Masatsugu, "Earthquake Fish" netsuke, mid- to late 19th century, carved wood with inlaid eyes. This netsuke, carved by renowned artist Kaigyokusai Masatsugu, depicts an "Earthquake Fish," known in Japanese folklore as "Namazu." Traditionally, Namazu was believed to live beneath Japan, causing earthquakes with its thrashing movements.

"i wonder what's going on in your head" there's a haunted house and a rotisserie chicken

sucks about my lack of bioluminescence

Every Jurassic Park movie should end with an insurance adjuster getting a phone call and immediately throwing up

why is smoking the only addictions jobs give you breaks to do? i should get 15 minutes every hour to cook up some parlays

Saying the people in Texas voted for this so you have no sympathy for those dying is abhorrent. Some of these people are children. Some definitely didn’t vote for it. Texas is gerrymandered to hell. Stop reveling in people’s deaths as a gotcha

This is why you can’t bring back Y2K. It starts with big ass jeans and clipart, but the next thing you know the government wants to invade the Middle East for WMDs.

Incredible!! Lewotolok & Lewotobi in the same view! 📹 MyTha/fb

The MECCA of Hockey

Need to make something VERY clear. There is a person who works for the Florida Panthers who is in charge of finding people to bang the drum pre game. That person has found a Miami Dolphins player 7 times. The Panthers are 0-7 in those games. That person needs to be fired.

I like to throw soy sauce at sad people. Kikkoman while he’s down.

I think it was The Rizzler who said "violence is man re-creating himself"