Pensfan 292 (GAVIN MCKENNA SZN)

she weighs less than me now the fuckkkkk

The most perplexing decision in NHL history was Edmonton passing on Jesper Wallstedt in the 2021 draft just to add an extra 3rd round pick by trading down. The Oilers picks are playing in the 2nd division in Germany and the AHL while Wallstedt is a franchise goalie in the NHL.

Kai Trump says “50% of the world” doesn’t like her because of her last name. “One time I was out in public and someone literally walked up to me to tell me that my grandpa sucks. And I said: thank you so much for taking the time to say that.” Yeah, nobody should harass you because of your last name. And it’s not your fault your grandfather is the worst president in American history.

the penguins haven’t caught enough shit for not winning a round in 8 years with a healthy malkin, crosby, rust and letang

MEAN GIRLS was released 22 years ago today. Rachel McAdams was nearly denied the role because she was 8 years older than Lindsay Lohan and Amy Poehler, playing her mom, was only 7 years older than her, but she completely sold the high school queen vibe.

BREAKING: Republicans caved to Democrats, finally passing a bill to end the DHS shutdown without additional funding for ICE. Democrats have been clear since the start: No blank check for ICE. This bill now heads to Trump's desk.