MARV.

White people are in Kenya doing whatever the fuck they want because we don't check them.

I'm so tired of privileged influencers telling Kenyans they're poor because they lack an abundance mindset. People are fighting systemic poverty and you're telling them to just change their mindset? Disband those podcasts and everybody to go home😭

Anhedonia

Noctivagance

China ended 100 years of humiliation through armed struggle on a Marxist-Leninist basis. Who convinced the African man that he will end over 400 years of slavery and humiliation through electoral politics and liberalism?

The next time you’re feeling down, remember it's all about perspective. I got a friend who reads 2-3 books a week, works out twice a day, has no financial worries, & has people who want to have sex with him all the time & yet he constantly complains about how much he hates prison

Strip chat? Kuna ingine inaitwa X hamster alafu kwa live tab. Alafu 'Kenyan.' Na unaeza sort na preference. Petite, squirt, thick etc. You can also tip anonymously using Mpesa top up. Including private shows. Na bei ni sooooft.... Allegedly. From DM. Hide ID.

Having people borrow money from you makes you realize why people get dismembered and buried in the desert by the mafia for not paying loans

Na ukienda kureport mtu police station usisahau kumalizia na" alisema ata nikimreport haogopi juu akona pesa mingi"

Encore un peu plus près… 🇫🇷💪🏽🙏🏽

If you talk to any old priest who's actually been in the game forty years they're like yes the devil is real and he prefers intelligent people, don't pray when you're angry it opens the wrong door, some saints were terrifying in person and not in a good way, certain prayers work at certain times of night and we don't know why, and never let a possessed person know you're afraid

Jameni ukitoka kwa relationship yenye umezoea maintainance allowance uingie kwa yenye haina unaskianga Kama uko Uganda 😂😂😂

Nimepanda bodda na the first words from the border ni "Rafiki yangu usioe..." Bro, it's 7.30am fam😂😂

''Se um homem perfeitamente moral entrasse nesse mundo, ele seria humilhado e empalado'' - Platão 400 anos antes de Cristo.

Huko Luo nation voters are bribed with Kes 250 wanasema Ruto Tosha.😂😂 While in Murima they bring Shs 2000, Tanks, Gas cookers, Boats, Murram roads, Electricity, Train, Dairy feeds, Rice, Unga, 4Cabinet Secs camping 2weeks, Na bado wanasema Wantam😂😂 It’s about value not how loud you can shout!! Learn.

Every woman’s dream is to be a slut and have a loving husband waiting at home for her when she’s done cheating

If you can leave your house to go run 10km in tigoni, you might as well get laid for it

A friend who beat an alcohol addiction told me that the hardest thing to being sober was the perpetuity of the grind. He thought that being sober would be a climax, the final defeat of a yearning. Yet all he got as a reward, for the constant maintenance, was not drinking.

That fifa corruption documentary gonna hit like crack when everything’s all set and done

Thank you for everything. Cristiano Ronaldo 🐐💔