michelle🇲🇽

i cant stop thinking about how someone said that someone should put ozempic in a dart gun and shoot it at him

Fun facts to get to know me 😍💖🎉 Im chopped I'm fat I'm chronically online I have 0 irl friends I have no life Im actively suicidal I'm in my academic downfall era I have a fucked relationship w food I'm in an abusive relationship w myself I have fucked up mental health

good thing I went on dnd

protein eyelash curler protein lipgloss protein frappuccino protein chapstick protein sunscreen protein gasoline protein margarita protein geek bar protein headphones

don toliver ugly ass sure know how to make some sexy music

is it just me or was 7th grade was life alteringly horrible literally the worst year of your life for you or are u normal

"my boyfriend won't let me". "my girlfriend. won't let me"

I’ll serve crack before I serve this country

@EndWokeness Dodged a lot of bullets this past year.

i’m picking the one that casually took a picture in front of the white house when the white house was hunting him😂

niggas puttin pimple patches on herpes flare ups

Just smelled my exes cologne on someone and had to genuinely take a minute to regroup myself

When i yell 6 7 to my little cousins but instead of following the trend they just say "grown ass man btw" and walk away

‘Are you busy?’ Me: ‘No’ *Incoming video call*

first in my bloodline to think more about dying than getting married

When you realize the only single people left in your family are you and your 7 years old nephew

Don't you DARE compare Punch to Moo Deng. Punch came from the MUD. He was ABANDONED, and all the other monkeys HATE him. Moo Deng was a fat pampered slob. Don't ever compare my GOAT to that fat little bitch.