murph

When is your birthday??

Why do I get a lot of spam DMs how to turn them off?

Babe summer is just around the corner time to lock in

Life update:

Will you still pick me up with these gas prices?

Can a guy just be friends with a girl?

Babe it's time to lock in to get the girl of your dreams

What is the best valentine gift a girl could give to her man?

Babe its friday time to go out and make some bad decisions

Can we all agree that skipping to feb 15 is best for everyone

@elonmusk if you give me my old twitter back, I'll do anything you ask

TGIF tomorrow do I go out or stay in?

@Novyvot Only became more awesome with less followers

Glad some people recognize me but how do I get my old followers back? 😭😭

Babe just remember buy low and sell never

If I talk to a guy first, will that change the course of his life?

@Bdave5832Doug interesting conspiracy theory..

@Mickmami wait......what if someone killed murph and then they couldn't get into her account because they don't know the password and so they created this new murph account in hopes to become her and take over her life.

Friday what to do

@Bdave5832Doug I tried, they told me they can't do anything about it.

@Mickmami murph!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!? You had so many followers on your old account. This can't be. It just can't. You gotta get your account back.

Monday, the most hated word in english

Can't sleep any movie suggestions?