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april fools is canceled this year. there's no joke bigger than this economy

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“Oko alarubarika” “Ibujoko Ayo”😭😭 Mummy please pray for me to become HR at Seplat😭

Over here, they grant them presidential pardon, and throw them right back to the society.

You survived Ebola only to meet its boss in person of Bola

Suya?

You’re in office as president for 4 years, but instead of “we have done so and so,” it’s still “we will do so and so.” Tinubu is a failure par excellence!

I can excuse campaigning for electricity for first term. Campaigning for it for second term shows you don’t know what you’re doing.

If we don’t file taxes by March 31, we will be fined N100k for the first month and 50k for subsequent months. What’s the fine for a President who failed to fix electricity within 4 years as he promised?

Their son will be named Fried Rice.

Nas & Damian Marley - Patience (2010)

i survived Ebola, i survived COVID, i survived Buhari, But guy Tinubu wan kill me bro.

My mom just suggested I should grind pepper with Dwayne Johnson. Nah God go punish Adelabu.

President is 74 his younger sister is 82… If dem explain Nigeria give you and you understand e mean say you don craze before

i swear you’ll leave the house if you sell one 😭

Lady got the shock of her life after going to buy fuel, only for attendants to go and buy fuel elsewhere to power their own station before selling to her. Omo, if dem explain Nigeria to a non Nigerian, the person fit craze.

Guys una no go believe say upon all the Vibranuim wey I gather na 700 Tony Stark give me

Happy birthday, N'Golo Kante! 💙

These kids aren’t old enough to remember that screenshotting wasn’t a feature that always came with your phone, you had to download an app to do it😭 Screen Muncher days😭