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a beautiful woman named beep is trying to contact me through my carbon monoxide alarm
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@mulkshakes
trans, gay, and unbothered | you do what you love and fuck the rest | he/him
Seattle, WA ๊ฐ์
์ผ Aฤustos 2010
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gay cat stepdad ๐ณ๏ธโโง ๋ฆฌํธ์ํจ
i just solved the gay bathroom dilemmaโฆ we donโt need gender segregation at the gay bar. there should be ONE bathroom for peeing and pooping and ONE bathroom for doing drugs and fucking
handsome gretel@greatestdisease
@dracsgaycuz literally homophobia. and then the lesbians have a line 40 people long because everyoneโs in the single stall bathroom doing their drugs
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Deciding that a nazi, anti black rapist is above cancellation bc you like his art is how we end up w presidents like Donald trump yall are idiots
wavve keys@wavvebeats
@Kameron_Hay Cause we all accepted the ngga is nuts, but also a cool ass creative individual who is needed in the entertainment space whether we like his ideologies or not.
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If you go to a Kanye West concert in 2026 youโre a fucking loser
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did you people never experience wired headphones are you all six years old
rex สษ@vampyhud
shane crazy as fuck why are his headphones inside his shirt..
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gay cat stepdad ๐ณ๏ธโโง ๋ฆฌํธ์ํจ
the fact that they think this is how it went proves we don't live in the same reality
Lord Bebo@MyLordBebo
A good summary about the LGBT movement
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Itโs crazy that the moon Iโm looking up at right now is the same moon where those astronauts canโt get Outlook to work.
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gay cat stepdad ๐ณ๏ธโโง ๋ฆฌํธ์ํจ
I swear 50% of societal issues are because parents just refuse to have potentially uncomfortable conversations with their children and have for generations.
Vivian@suchnerve
โFree condoms?? What would I tell my kids if they saw those????โ Probably like โThatโs something for grown-upsโ if theyโre prepubescent, or โThose are barriers to make some kinds of sex saferโ if theyโre a teenager. Just be matter-of-fact and developmentally appropriate. Jeez
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Jesus could have turned that water into Baja Blast, but he didnโt because you masturbate
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potholes in this state could knock a tampon out of a nun, itโs crazy
TE-KEY-AH@ChefKeey___
Philly need to fix these potholes my whole titty came out the bra.
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Conservatives donโt need a visibility dayโtheyโve got a whole network dedicated to complaining 24/7.
Acyn@Acyn
Gutfeld: We don't ask for a conservative visibility day. We don't force anything on anybody
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kristi noemโs husband going to applebees with the girls
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oh poor baby ๐ฅบ๐ฅบ do you need the robot to make you pictures? ๐ฅบ๐ฅบ yeah? ๐ฅบ๐ฅบ you need the bo-bot to write you essay too? yeah ?? you can't do it? ๐ฅบ๐ฅบ you're a moron?? ๐ฅบ๐ฅบ you need the chat gpt to fuck your wife ?? ๐ฅบ๐ฅบ
MAGADevilDog@MAGADevilDog
If the Revolutionary War popped off today.
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this app when a devastating and humiliating life event happens to a public figure
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[boob surgery]
me: Iโm so nervous
Bryon Noem: itโs gonna be ok donโt worry
[after surgery]
me, waking up: wait whereโs Bryon
doctor: who do you think gave you the boobs
rt if you cry every time
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> Oracle is worth $400 billion
> Its founder is the third richest man on the planet
> Oracle reported a 22% revenue gain this quarter
Still they fired 30,000 employees over email to fund AI Data centers. You don't hate billionaires enough.
Polymarket@Polymarket
BREAKING: Oracle laid off 20,000-30,000 employees this morning with a single 6 am email.
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You're laughing? Kristi Noem just got brutally chestmogged by her husband and you're laughing?
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kristi noemโs husband while sheโs outside shooting dogs
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