rita

“Organs as rope bondage” fuck that’s genius why didn’t I think of that

Welcome to portal 2 bud #portal #fanart #art

Too many songs about fucking not enough about jerking off.

A full tank of gas , haircut and car wash is a $200 day you ain’t even eat yet

People shit on Geoff for showing all this bullshit but he doesn’t really have a lot to work with honestly. This is probably the most creatively bankrupt this industry has ever been

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im just not interested in a game by "former naughty dog developers"

I'm so not ready for summer... ☀️ [oc]

hate his lil nasty ass while it’s fresh cuz someone’s gonna be talkin about feelin maternal towards it by the end of the month

Sorry, not sorry, not going to care about Summer Game Fest because I grew up with an alcoholic, psychologically abusive father in constant state of anxiety about the future. Hearing the key in the door every evening was my own "Summer Game Fest" for almost 20 years.

heroin #TADC

dip your cock in liquid nitrogen then hit it with a hammer and watch it shatter like glass

it’s awesome how every major game conference or reveal stream has to waste a bunch of time where the developer comes on stage and says “the game you just saw is a video game” for five minutes

Do you think Resident Evil fans will burn in hell for their unfathomable gluttony and greed

I blacked out

evangelion has now reached birthday stripper status

geoff keighley introducing a game: "the team has been hard at work on this." thank god. imagine if they hadn't