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you get to your late 20s and realize you’ve only been an adult for like 10 years, yet people talk like life is finished

i’m losing my mind in the most silent way ever

Male bees die after mating. That's basically their life. Honey. Nut. CHEERIO

Barbara is all of us

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nobody ever talks about how you can talk to someone at work every single day for YEARS then change jobs and NEVER speak again.

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Books don’t fix my problems but they do make me forget them for 400 pages.

just fuck around until you accidentally find the infinite money glitch

When diajak temen ngopi:

"jangan dimasukin ke hati" "jangan dimasukin ke hati" masuk sendiri ajg

the world contains protons, neutrons, electrons and fucking morons

growing up is realizing everything you liked at 13 was dope as fuck