Jesse 리트윗함
Jesse
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Jesse
@simplenessicity
instagram: simplenessicity, left handed, 🍓 🍓 13,265 strawberries🍓🍓
가입일 Kasım 2011
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Jesse 리트윗함
Jesse 리트윗함
co-parenting situationship? #starwars
ochi@ochibrochi
the buddy-cop team up i've always wanted, but will never have #starwars
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cant forget an all timer this game is so fucking funny
Brooklyn@Estrogen_Storm
never let someone tell you Name Drops are corny... they can genuinely be the hardest thing on the PLANET if done right
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Jesse 리트윗함
The beehives were added to the White House grounds by Michele Obama you absolute moron.
Gunther Eagleman™@GuntherEagleman
Guests at tomorrow night’s White House State Dinner are going home with jars of fresh honey from the brand new beehive on the White House grounds! The First Lady is turning the People’s House into something elegant, beautiful, and uniquely American again.
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Jesse 리트윗함
Robots cleaning rivers > robots writing screenplays
Hoops@Hoopss
An autonomous robot for picking up waste in waters.
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A New Jersey high school put on an ALIEN: THE PLAY production and even built a xenomorph suit that would lurk around the audience. The best part is Sigourney Weaver herself showed up to check out the production 🔥 so cool
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Jesse 리트윗함
Jesse 리트윗함
Trump:
“I’m not a rapist I didn’t rape anybody. I’m not a pedophile.”
O’Donnell:
“Oh, do you think he was referring to you?”
Fucking priceless.
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In case you forgot:
We live on a planet where whales sing songs that travel for miles. Where trees can recognize their own offspring and protect them underground. Where dolphins give each other names and where lightning can create glass in the sand. Where horses can read human emotions. Where rain has a smell before it even arrives and where the ocean can glow in the dark. A planet where the stars we see might not even exist anymore.
✧@cessonmute
hit me with the harshest reality truth
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I used to laugh at these as a kid only for friends to say "Why are you laughing? These bloopers are fake."
Bitch the whole movie is fake you're watching a cartoon.
Ezzy@ezzyskii
Who remembers when Pixar had blooper reels in movies 🤣
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The “sex ed” I had when I was six was literally just “if someone touches you in a way that makes you uncomfortable, tell someone you trust.” Wonder why you’d be against that?
Declaration of Memes@LibertyCappy
Homeschool your kids 👇👇👇
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Literally ONE endangered bird is worth the life of 100 Millionaires. ❌
Pubity@pubity
One 32 year-old tech millionaire is suing to strip protections from upwards of 1,200 animal species to avoid paying a $140,000 animal conservation fee for his new home. His lawsuit argues animals native to only 1 U.S. State shouldn't be covered by the Endangered Species Act.
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Wishing the happiest of birthdays to Truham's sweetest soul, Charlie Spring 🫶🍂
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THIS IS HOW YOU INTERVIEW TRUMP AND SHOW THE WORLD WHO AND WHAT HE IS ✊✊✊✊
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