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"It wasn't me! It’s fake news! It’s a hoax! It’s Obama! It’s Biden! It’s Garland! It’s Comey! It’s Murdoch! Look over there - don’t look at me! It wasn't me!"

I’m gonna post this every day so nobody forgets exactly who Pedophile Trump is and why the Epstein files have suddenly disappeared.

Bill Burr Destroying Elon Musk

the funniest cold open of any television show ever

My goodness… I don’t ever want these to end. This is unbelievable. Please, for the love of all that is holy, take 11 minutes to watch this. Can’t believe it. I love this damn team so much. Nonstop goosebumps & tears in my eyes. God bless you @Eagles

A Saturday morning throw back When Soccer AM sent Danny Dyer and Frankie Fryer down to

Jalen Hurts. What a photo.

Watch this and tell me they aren’t eating their words #FlyEaglesFly

Liam Howlett, the genius behind The Prodigy, turned sampling into an art form. From flipping unexpected sounds to layering raw energy, he crafted something that hits harder than ever, even today! 🤯 #theprodigy #sampling

If Matt Berry was Obi-Wan Kenobi

What the takeaway driver sees after turning up at my address.

Mel Gibson was born OTD in 1956. Martin Riggs' original intro in Lethal Weapon (1987) was much darker. In this cut scene, Mel faces off with a sniper shooting at kids. This would've been such a bad ass way to introduce Riggs. 'Hello? Mister Sniper, sir.'

Strange that there is no award for Lou Macari in the New Year’s honours. Again. It's so wrong. Macari deserves to be honoured not only for services to football but especially for services to the community and tending to the homeless in Stoke-on-Trent. He embodies everything an honour should be about – compassion and humility. “There are people waking up in the cold, in a doorway, no job, no breakfast, no lunch, freezing, no evening meal," Macari told me last year. "Sleeping rough is horrendous and I thought I can do something.” And he did - building a home for the homeless, giving them a place of their own, giving them respect, love and hope. @LouMacari10 saves lives. Btw huge credit to @stokecity players, staff and fans for their winter coat donations to @MacariFDN this Christmas. Football cares.

Billy Strings playing "Dust in a Baggie" while Barefoot Ben smokes an unlit cig in 2012

20 years ago today - the full force of the 2004 Eagles was on display at the Linc Donovan McNabb threw for 464 yds/5 TD Brian Westbrook caught 11 for 156 and 3 TD Terrell Owens caught 8 for 161 and a TD Eagles were up 35-0 at the half & won 47-17 #TBT

Happy Thanksgiving! Enjoy this special collab with @NFLFilms & @RichEisenShow featuring John David Washington recalling when his dad, Denzel, took him to the Vet as a kid to meet his idol, Randall Cunningham. An NFL Films crew was there to capture the moment, of course.

If there is only one Barkley MVP video you watch this year. Make it this one 🦅😤🏈💚 With thanks to @g4ryw4lker #eagles #nfl #FlyEaglesFly @saquon @KyleBrandt @CoachSings

Ivor the Engine (1959, 1975-'77) Cold mornings put me in mind of Jones the Steam and that little engine called Ivor. And Oliver Postgate's voice will always warm the cockles of any heart. 'Ivor was glad to be alive and steaming, because little engines love the cold weather.'

I can watch this all day…